Turbo Suction None
The hubby bought this toy for me hoping to finally find something that would push me over the edge. It did not come close.Published: March 20, 2011
Pros:
Color
Cons:
Thought was good, Thought to reality failed miserably.
The hubby bought this toy for me hoping to finally find something that would push me over the edge. It did not come close.
The biggest downside was that the suction area was too large to get any suction. We tried for way too long trying to get it to work, and it just was not going to happen. Please keep in mind that I am very small, but I honestly do not understand how this would work on anyone.
The listing also said that this toy was made of jelly. If it is, it is not a jelly that I have ever felt. I would label this toy as being made of hard plastic which ended up making it even more uncomfortable to use.
I am not sure how they can claim that this toy has 1 inch insertable length because it is not nearly that - unless, of course, you are built inside out.
The other thing I did not like about this was the vibration control. It was extremely hard to get the vibration intensity you desired because it was very touchy. Even on the max setting, the vibrations were not very strong, and because of the short insertable length, they were very hard to feel.
Overall, this is a great idea, and I really wish it had worked, but it did not, and I do not encourage anyone to spend money on it.
As a plus, I have to be able to write something positive: Edenfantasys has lived up to their discreet shipping once again. As a full time student, it is nice to know that when I have a box sitting on my porch all day during school I am not being asked funny questions when I get home. Thank you, Edenfantasys.
Feel free to tempt fate, but I certainly would not.
The biggest downside was that the suction area was too large to get any suction. We tried for way too long trying to get it to work, and it just was not going to happen. Please keep in mind that I am very small, but I honestly do not understand how this would work on anyone.
The listing also said that this toy was made of jelly. If it is, it is not a jelly that I have ever felt. I would label this toy as being made of hard plastic which ended up making it even more uncomfortable to use.
I am not sure how they can claim that this toy has 1 inch insertable length because it is not nearly that - unless, of course, you are built inside out.
The other thing I did not like about this was the vibration control. It was extremely hard to get the vibration intensity you desired because it was very touchy. Even on the max setting, the vibrations were not very strong, and because of the short insertable length, they were very hard to feel.
Overall, this is a great idea, and I really wish it had worked, but it did not, and I do not encourage anyone to spend money on it.
As a plus, I have to be able to write something positive: Edenfantasys has lived up to their discreet shipping once again. As a full time student, it is nice to know that when I have a box sitting on my porch all day during school I am not being asked funny questions when I get home. Thank you, Edenfantasys.
Feel free to tempt fate, but I certainly would not.
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
We tried this a few more times and it still isn't making the cut. It still lives at the bottom of our toy box waiting for magic to happen.
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How well does this really work?
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i am looking from a long time ago a toy that simulates oral sex but i haven't fine one yet i was looking at this one and it ratings but i don't know is this toy ok for me or there's other toys you recommend ? this is a question?
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Quote: i am looking from a long time ago a toy that simulates oral sex but i haven't fine one yet i was looking at this one and it ratings but i don't know is this toy ok for me or there's other toys you recommend ? this is a question?The ratings look really low... maybe you should read sme of the reviews on it. I don't really know of any toys similar to this.
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I was looking at the reviews also because, I want a good suction toy. I'm unsure about this particular toy, I suggest reading first.
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Sensative lady toy?
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Being overly sensitive to vibrators, I wonder how this measures up. Any ideas??? from experience...
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Quote: Being overly sensitive to vibrators, I wonder how this measures up. Any ideas??? from experience...It just came in the mail and I'm going to try it, since I haven't heard any responses back from the community.
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I like clit sucker but Cal Exotics are awful and tend to cause most women pain! Not fun! I finally found a great one! It's called jenna's devillish fantasies I think and is a pink suction thing with a bullet vibe attatched also with the bulb part where you squeeze to cause the suction is attatched to. It's an amazing toy and with this one YOU control everything. It's nice to squeeze the suction ball thingy over and over. It's really turned out to be a super toy and is really fun !
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It makes me sad that most of these have ehhh reviews. Great job though
Very nice review
thanks for the review!
Thank you!
Thanks for the review!
Useful!
Wonder why that darn tongue is "insertible" and doesn't just work on the outer lips?! FUNNY about box sitting on the porch after school!
Great review
bah, that really sucks it doesnt work well, thanks for the review
Thanks for the review
Great review
thank you