Vibrating turbo suction tongue - clitoral stimulator by Cal Exotics - review by Ke

The hubby bought this toy for me hoping to finally find something that would push me over the edge. It did not come close.

The biggest downside was that the suction area was too large to get any suction. We tried for way too long trying to get it to work, and it just was not going to happen. Please keep in mind that I am very small, but I honestly do not understand how this would work on anyone.

The listing also said that this toy was made of jelly. If it is, it is not a jelly that I have ever felt. I would label this toy as being made of hard plastic which ended up making it even more uncomfortable to use.

I am not sure how they can claim that this toy has 1 inch insertable length because it is not nearly that - unless, of course, you are built inside out.

The other thing I did not like about this was the vibration control. It was extremely hard to get the vibration intensity you desired because it was very touchy. Even on the max setting, the vibrations were not very strong, and because of the short insertable length, they were very hard to feel.

Overall, this is a great idea, and I really wish it had worked, but it did not, and I do not encourage anyone to spend money on it.

As a plus, I have to be able to write something positive: Edenfantasys has lived up to their discreet shipping once again. As a full time student, it is nice to know that when I have a box sitting on my porch all day during school I am not being asked funny questions when I get home. Thank you, Edenfantasys.

Feel free to tempt fate, but I certainly would not.

We tried this a few more times and it still isn't making the cut. It still lives at the bottom of our toy box waiting for magic to happen.