Turbo Suction None

The hubby bought this toy for me hoping to finally find something that would push me over the edge. It did not come close.
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Pros:
Color
Cons:
Thought was good, Thought to reality failed miserably.
Rating by reviewer:
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The hubby bought this toy for me hoping to finally find something that would push me over the edge. It did not come close.

The biggest downside was that the suction area was too large to get any suction. We tried for way too long trying to get it to work, and it just was not going to happen. Please keep in mind that I am very small, but I honestly do not understand how this would work on anyone.

The listing also said that this toy was made of jelly. If it is, it is not a jelly that I have ever felt. I would label this toy as being made of hard plastic which ended up making it even more uncomfortable to use.

I am not sure how they can claim that this toy has 1 inch insertable length because it is not nearly that - unless, of course, you are built inside out.

The other thing I did not like about this was the vibration control. It was extremely hard to get the vibration intensity you desired because it was very touchy. Even on the max setting, the vibrations were not very strong, and because of the short insertable length, they were very hard to feel.

Overall, this is a great idea, and I really wish it had worked, but it did not, and I do not encourage anyone to spend money on it.

As a plus, I have to be able to write something positive: Edenfantasys has lived up to their discreet shipping once again. As a full time student, it is nice to know that when I have a box sitting on my porch all day during school I am not being asked funny questions when I get home. Thank you, Edenfantasys.

Feel free to tempt fate, but I certainly would not.
Follow-up commentary
We tried this a few more times and it still isn't making the cut. It still lives at the bottom of our toy box waiting for magic to happen.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn as jewelry
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Masturbation
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • On a bed only
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  • sexyintexas
    sexyintexas  
    It makes me sad that most of these have ehhh reviews. Great job though
  • Stujen
    Stujen  
    Very nice review
  • pinkcupcakes
    pinkcupcakes  
    thanks for the review!
  • pinkzombie
    pinkzombie  
    Thank you!
  • Upskirt
    Upskirt  
    Thanks for the review!
  • lolsos
    lolsos  
    Useful!
  • TooSticky
    TooSticky  
    Wonder why that darn tongue is "insertible" and doesn't just work on the outer lips?! FUNNY about box sitting on the porch after school!
  • zracer
    zracer  
    Great review
  • sktb0007
    sktb0007  
    bah, that really sucks it doesnt work well, thanks for the review
  • Nirelan
    Nirelan  
    Thanks for the review
  • richsam
    richsam  
    Great review
  • Princess Zelda
    Princess Zelda  
    thank you
  • KRD
    KRD  
    thanks!
  • Boyqueen
    Boyqueen  
    Great review
  • iabicpl09
    iabicpl09  
    Thank you
  • MissLoren
    MissLoren  
    ty!
  • SexyLady4888
    SexyLady4888  
    thanks
  • Dear Ruby
    Dear Ruby  
    sorry it didn't work out!
  • dollsteak
    dollsteak  
    Definitely not interested now that I've read so many bad reviews
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