Ultimate Teaser and Orgasm Machine is what they meant to name it...

If you're looking for a pocket rocket, look no further. This pocket rocket offers not only deep, throbbing vibrations but it also offers some intense and interesting pulsation patterns in a small little package. Plus it has four heads to choose from so there's something for everyone and it's waterproof so you can bring the Ultimate Massager in to the shower or bath if you'd like.
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Pros
Deep vibrations, different textures, waterproof, virtually silent, travel friendly
Cons
Some of the heads are too pointy to be enjoyable,
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
I've never had a pocket rocket before but they seemed to be pretty popular. Heck, there is a whole section for them on EdenFantasys and I had never tried anything like it before. I knew I had to remedy that, but then the question was which one do I choose?? There is a lot to choose from. The Ultimate Massager from Nasstoys really enticed me with its multiple speeds and patterns of pulsation. I figured that for $24.99 this pocket rocket was going to give me the most bang for my buck. I'm now 110% sure that I made the right choice.

The Ultimate Massager comes in an easy to open clear plastic package with a pretty simple label. Nothing too fancy there. Inside you find the massager plus four different heads to choose from. It would be nice if there was a pouch or something to keep the heads in, but there's not. You can just put them in a plastic baggy between uses like I do though. For the heads, there is a rounded smooth one, a rounded pointy nubbed one, a squared off pointy nubbed one and a squared off flat nubbed one. You can also use the Ultimate Massager without any of the heads but that does make it a bit harder to clean. My favorite head is the squared one with the flat nubs. I found the rounded smooth one to be too far out to give as extreme of vibrations as I wanted and the pointy ones were both way too pointy for me, they were almost painful.

The controls of the Ultimate Massager are pretty simple to control. First, after you have your single AA battery in you close up the massager and then slide the little arrow to off. Then you know it's locked and water tight and when ready to use your pocket rocket you twist again until the arrow is under "on". It won't come on right yet, even though it's on there is no function selected so it won't actually do anything. At the bottom of the Massager is a slightly textured triangle that says "functions 10". This is how you cycle the massager through its 10 different vibrations.

The patterns are as follow:

1. low steady vibration
2. medium steady vibration
3. high steady vibration
4. basic pulsation
5. short pulse/long pulse
6. short pulse/short pulse/long pulse
7. steps gradually moving up to high vibration while pulsating
8. pattern of escalation and pulsations
9. pattern of roller coaster and pulsations
10. pattern of step pulses and then escalation

All of these vibration settings give a deep, throbbing vibration. You can almost see the pocket rocket gyrate with the vibrations because they're just that intensely deep. During the patterns of escalation when it's starting from the low the vibrations feel like a quiet purring turning into a silent roar. They're almost a rolling type vibration and they're very stimulating and pleasurable. The pulsation patterns on the Ultimate Massager are neither boring nor lacking in power. There is such variety in them and they get up to a nice deep intense vibration that there really is something for everyone, and every mood with this pocket rocket.

I also love that the Ultimate Massager is water proof; I brought it into the shower and not only is it absolutely silent in the shower since the water masks all of its noise but it's also got deep enough vibrations that they feel absolutely wonderful under the water. Only thing to watch out for when using it in the water is the turn dial. Since turning it to off is just a single turn away from open you want to be careful that you don't turn it too far. If that happens it is not water tight and it's possible water could get in. I avoid the chance of that happening by leaving it in the "on" position and just cycling through until the vibrations stop. Then when I'm out of the water I'll actually turn it off. This probably isn't necessary but I love my pocket rocket and don't want to take any chances.
Experience
I have a hard time teasing myself during solo play and I either need to be getting myself off quickly or I get bored. The pulsation patterns tease me without me having to really consciously be doing the teasing. It makes for a more exploring type of solo session rather than just a quick fix. I also have a hard time fully satisfying myself to the point that I feel completely done. Usually I'll find I need to use something and bring myself to climax a few times before I feel fully satisfied where I don't feel the urge to continue. This is great if it's a prelude to sex later in the day as it keeps me wanting; sometimes though it's just frustrating. With the Ultimate Massager I feel 100% satisfied after a single orgasm. It gives such a deep powerful climax that I don't feel that I need to do it again and again. Of course if I am in the mood to be doing it again and again I could always start on one of the pulsations for some teasing or use a lower vibration for the initial climax. There's just a lot of different ways that I enjoy using this pocket rocket. I have to say it's almost at the same level for me as the Passion Bullets, which have been up until now my clear favorite vibe for solo play.

If I am with my husband and he wants to tease me, he can choose 8, 9, or 10. Those three all give me enough that I'll be right there, so close to climax but they go back down to that low vibration right before I get there. They keep me constantly aroused but teased and begging for more. It almost drives me crazy with the way it teases. My husband loves teasing me and this pocket rocket is absolutely the best for it. He can see how close it gets me each time before bring me back down and since that's something he likes to do while giving me oral this is a way for him to sit back and watch me.

As for using it between us during sex, the size and shape just really aren't great for that. It can be done, but it's not the most comfortable choice for that; there are more suitable things like bullets and eggs for that. It's great if he's behind me though.
Follow-up commentary
I still love my Ultimate Massager, the batteries last forever in this one too, even if you forget to take the batteries out! Because of that this is one that I will reach for if I just want a quick release. With the different speeds of vibration and different patterns you can make a new experience each time and decide if you want to come quickly or take your time and enjoy the patterns. The escalating pattern with pulsations is absolutely amazing and while it is a slow build up it makes for an incredibly intense and satisfying orgasm.
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  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
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  • Contributor: ace.eric.pollen
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Undecided
    Great Review
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