Ultimately, You Will Orgasm from This Massager!

The Ultimate Massager got me to orgasm faster than you can say chicken and waffles! I had multiple mind-blowing orgasms in a matter of minutes thanks to its 10 amazing settings and 4 diverse tip attachments. I don’t see how anyone could go wrong in purchasing this affordable , must-have pocket rocket!
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Pros
Multiple settings, easy to use, very cute, waterproof.
Cons
None!
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This is a standard pocket rocket which is mainly used for the stimulation of the clitoris and vulva. It is not meant for insertion; however, it can be used to massage the nipples, breasts, and other parts of the body. Just make sure you do not insert it anally, since this device is not designed for it. If you are male or have a male companion, it can be used to stimulate areas such as the penis or scrotum. This toy is completely waterproof, for those times when you just want to get your freak on in the shower or tub. It's compact and very easy to conceal, which makes it perfect for travel.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This toy is completely phthalates free and hypoallergenic. If you happen to have a latex allergy, such as myself, you don't have to worry about this toy harming you. There was a slight smell once I removed the toy from its original packaging, but that immediately dissipated once it was out of the package. This massager felt very nice and was not heavy at all. It glided quite smoothly over my clitoris, and I did not notice any roughness. It felt nice on my breasts, nipples, and abdomen, too. The toy itself is plastic with a velvety smooth central portion. The velvety portion makes up the color of the device, whereas the smooth plastic portion is white. As for the tip attachments, they are made of a shiny hard plastic. They don't feel all that great on their own, but with the addition of any kind of lube, they are bound to please! This toy was definitely not intimidating to a beginner like me, and I was actually drawn to this particular toy. I think it works well for the more advanced sex toy users, as well as the beginners; it's such a diverse toy!
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

This pocket rocket stood out to me because it came in two of my favorite colors, which are pink and purple. The pocket rocket itself is about 5" long with a diameter of 1". It's lightweight, so it isn't a hassle to use. Since the toy is quite small, it is definitely easy to hide and is travel friendly. It comes with four distinct attachments for the tip of the device. Without the tips, the device has three round, metallic balls at the end that work quite well on their own. I found it most pleasurable to use the device without any attachments on my breasts, nipples, and abdomen. It was perfect for putting me in the mood. However, if you do want to experiment with different textures, then you're in luck, because the Ultimate Massager comes with four interchangeable attachments that provide a variety of different sensations!

The first attachment is a simple rounded tip. It's alright if you aren't looking for something particularly special. I did not really like this tip since I couldn't feel the vibrations as much with it on there. The next attachment has six flat protrusions, which happens to be my favorite of the bunch. These felt amazing on my clitoris and caused me to climax much faster than any of the other attachments. Another attachment is full of very tiny spiked protrusions that didn't work on me too well. These actually felt quite painful on the more powerful vibration settings. Overall, this one doesn't get any use from me. The final attachment has fewer spiked protrusions and are less pointy; it was my second favorite of the bunch. I found that this one worked excellent on me on the least powerful vibrations.

Another good thing about this toy is how it's waterproof. There is a small rubber ring on the center of the device that protects the batter compartment from getting water inside of it. It is my first waterproof toy and works extremely well in the shower! Just be careful to not accidentally switch the device to open while in the water!
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Ultimate Massager by Nasstoys runs on a single AA-battery. Yes, only one battery and yet it has such amazingly strong vibrations! This literally blew my damn mind! This device has no cords or wires, so its high intensity pleasure without any complications! The controls for this toy are quite simple. To open the device, you simply twist and pull the top off. It is clearly labeled as to what will happen once the top is removed. There’s an OPEN, OFF, and ON button that is very easy to figure out. The actual device will not immediately turn on even if it is on the ON setting. At the very bottom, there is a small button that reads “Functions 10”. It is somewhat hard to make out since the font is white and does not show up very well. To turn the device on, you must press the aforementioned button.

The Ultimate Massager has a whopping 10 functions. I was flabbergasted considering this is my very first pocket rocket. I’d expect such functions from something more expensive than this delightful little toy.

Here is the list of the 10 possible vibrations:

1. A low, steady stream of vibrations.
2. A medium, steady stream of vibrations.
3. A high, steady stream of vibrations.
4. A pulse of vibrations in rapid succession with about 3 second bursts each.
5. An alternation of long and short pulse vibrations with about 3 second bursts each.
6. Two deep and throbbing short pulse vibrations followed by one long one.
7. Low pulses that gradually increase in strength.
8. A much lower throbbing pulse that gradually increases in strength, then ends with two short pulses.
9. The lowest throbbing pulse that gradually increases in strength, then ends with two short pulses.
10.Gradually increasing pulses that get much stronger and have much stronger vibrations.

If the button is pressed one more time, it will turn the device off.

I did not find this device to be very loud at all. It did not make me worry about someone hearing it and walking into my bedroom to investigate the source of the sounds. My air-conditioner tends to hide many of the sounds that my sex toys make. Even when the air conditioner was off, I didn't seem to catch any attention from my relatives in adjacent rooms. Another thing to mention is that I did not feel any numbness in my hands after prolonged use either, which could be due to the velvety portion of the device.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

Since I prefer to use this device in the shower, I simply clean it with antibacterial soap and hot water. It makes cleansing much simpler, however, it can also be wiped down using isopropyl alcohol. Due to being plastic, it cannot be completely sterilized. I store this toy in a small chest, which works quite well. That way, you can easily keep up with all of the attachment tips. This toy does not damage any of the other toys in there, either. It's also compatible with water, silicone and oil-based lubricants.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

There isn’t very much information on the package. It does mention that it is phthalates free right on the label and that it has "10 sensual sensations, 4 exciting stimulator tips, and interchangeable heads." I wouldn’t say the package is great or anything, but it served its purpose. I definitely would not give it to someone as a gift in that form. It’s best to just recycle the non-discreet package once you got all the goods out of it and place your toy in a bag or something similar. The package itself isn’t very attractive so I saw no real point in keeping it. Plus, the bright pink insert was not all that appealing to me.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Experience

I anxiously awaited for this toy to arrive at my door and once it did...I still had to wait in order to use it due to too many people being around. However, once it was night time, it was time to try this sucker out, and boy did I try it out a lot! I was so excited to learn what all the buzz (no pun intended) over pocket rockets was all about; now, I am completely enlightened. This was an excellent first choice due to how many unique vibrations it had. I found myself shivering from the bizarre patterns this toy had to offer. The hardest thing for me to do was to actually stop using it and muffle the sounds of my loud moans. Which is why I now prefer to use it in the shower, since the water covers up a lot of the sounds I make. Not to mention, the toy can't be heard in there.
Follow-up commentary
Words can't express how good this magnificent little device feels! It is just as amazing as the first time I used it. To think that it only runs off of one AA battery and it is still powerful with so much variety in pulse patterns! I don't think there will ever be a time when I will not love this toy. If it breaks, I'm definitely buying another one, because it's worth every damn penny!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Geogeo
    Haha chicken and waffles. Great review.
  • Contributor: indiechick
    great review
  • Contributor: LadyDarknezz
    @Gracie: It is definitely worth buying! It has so many settings that you are bound to find something you like! Not to mention, it's only powered by the single AA battery which makes it super duper nifty!

    @sweetbekki89 and indiechick: Thank you so much for checking out my review!

    @Geogeo: LOL! Yeah, I'm goofy like that and tend to say lots of weird things. Thank you so much for checking out my review!
  • Contributor: SkinFlute
    great review!!
  • Contributor: LadyDarknezz
    @sillywillysilly: Thank you bunches for commenting on my review!
  • Contributor: sexystuffeve
    The purple looks pretty=)

    Nice review 5 stars.
  • Contributor: LadyDarknezz
    @sexystuffeve: Thank you so much for checking out my review! I'd definitely recommend this to your toy collection! It's so much fun and it's so CUTE!
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    ty
  • Contributor: LadyDarknezz
    @digit88: Thank you so much for checking out my review!
  • Contributor: faust
    nice review
  • Contributor: XxXxX
    Awesome review This is kind of cute!
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    Thank you guys for checking out my review!
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