Ummm...Seriously!!

I would pass on this product because not only is it weak, but it also doesn't work well like it should at all.
Published:
Pros:
Looks cute
Cons:
Doesn't work well, not very advanced, not much power
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

The Advanced clitoral pump is supposed to stimulate your clitoris, and that it did not do! The biggest problem I had with this product is that the suction barely works at all. Also, the vibration is not the best so you cant get much pleasure. I’m not even sure if I would recommend this to beginners in my opinion!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Most of the material is plastic except for the sleeves you slide on. The sleeves are TPR. TPR is less porous than cyberskin, but more porous than silicone. It has a very light smell. I couldn’t tell you how it tastes, but judging by the smell, probably not great.
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

The toy itself is 7" long and 2" wide. The part you apply around your clitoris is 2". This toy is definitely not discreet but it is small enough to hide somewhere. There is a cord, which runs from the main part to the pump. This cord is 13".

It does have some cute factors to it. There is glitter all over the toy and hearts on the pump.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The pump takes 2 AAA batteries, which you put into the bottom of the toy. It was fairly easy to get them in.

The pump sucks and vibrates, either together or separately. The pumps noise level is pretty average and the controls are easy to use for the most part. The button you press to make it vibrate does take a little force and can hurt sensitive fingers.

There are 2 removable sleeves; one that has a ton of ticklers and the other has some little nub. If I actually liked the toy I would go with the ticklers. It also comes with 2 sponges to trap lube or anything wet from getting into the toy. It’s really a whole bunch of stuff for nothing great!

There are 2 buttons to the whole thing; one that controls the 3 speeds of vibration, and one by the pump to release it.

The toy is not waterproof so be careful when cleaning it.
    • Not very discreet
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

It’s somewhat easy to care for this toy. The main part to clean would be the 2 sleeves. Because they are just small rubber-like removable sleeves, you may just want to boil them. Though TPR toys cannot be disinfected with boiling water. You can wash them with warm water and soap or a toy cleaner.

If you want to use a lube I would suggest a silicone or water based lube.
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The pump arrived in a package with a lady on it and a picture of the toy with its name and details all over it. It is definitely not discreet at all. There are instructions that come with it.
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative

Experience

I tried to use it more then once but just couldn’t make it work for me. I would have to use something else for an orgasm. Like I said before, the pumping is horrible. You can only get 2 pumps from it and it doesn’t do much of anything.

Also, I don’t know if it’s the design of the sleeve or what but the vibration is not very strong either.
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Comments
  • kendra30752
    kendra30752  
    GREAT review! I've only found one pump that I actually liked. I can't remember what it was called, but I still have it. It's just a small pump and has a bullet vibe in it for the vibrations. It worked really well and occasionally, I still use it! I seems like it was one of those "Jenna's devillish" something or others. Lol. I liked your review! I'll definitely pass on this pump, I've never heard great things about it. I do wish it'd have been better for ya though. I don'tknow why there's not many good clitoral pumps on the market.
  • kz916
    kz916  
    Thanks for the review
  • ksparkles16
    ksparkles16  
    Thanks for your review!
  • Nice to Eat you
    Nice to Eat you  
    we actually liked this one but have not reviewed it, maybe we should
  • Beck
    Beck  
    I am on the hunt for a pump too! No luck.
  • bekabu
    bekabu  
    Well if anyone finds a good one let me know
  • eeep
    eeep  
    Thanks for the review, sucks that this one was a dud.
  • Racheal Rickman
    Racheal Rickman  
    Great review Iv'e debated about trying one of these but after reading this it doesn't sound like something i would spend money on.
  • richsam
    richsam  
    following
  • Tammi Longbottom
    Tammi Longbottom  
    Thank you for the review
  • Peaches2000
    Peaches2000  
    Great info. Super sad to see that this isn't the one for me cause it is cute! Thx!
  • ohhhlala!
    ohhhlala!  
    Nice review, thanks for the info!
  • sugar&spikes
    sugar&spikes  
    thanks for the review!
  • roskat
    roskat  
    Seems like a frustrating toy.
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