Va Va Vroom

Looking to reduce your carbon footprint, while increasing your earthquaking screams and moans? This toy is for you. If you are the person who equally likes playing with toys a lot, or just plain likes quality toys, then this is for you. It features equal parts quality, design, and power. It makes for a more than pleasurable experience. Great for your beginner or expert, this toy is well worth the cash. A deebity, deebity, deebity that's all folks!
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Pros
Quiet, simple to use, a lot of vibration power, rechargeable!
Cons
Jelly (that is the only real knock though)
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Hippity hoppity bouncy bounce. These are all words that may describe you after using this lovely rabbit. This dual stimulation vibrator provides extreme sensations from top to bottom and from shaft to fingers. The fingers are surprisingly strong in this rabbit, and that is definitely a great thing. One thing I wish this rabbit had, however, was a third finger to allow the triangle effect of clitoral stimulation. However, two is more than enough. To top it all off, this thing is completely green. It's rechargeable! Yes, that's right folks. Now your vagina can even go green and save the environment one buzz at a time.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Everyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

Probably the biggest downfall of this toy, and really only one of the drawbacks, is the material: jelly. Why is that such a bad thing? Well for one, it just isn't as safe as TPR or other materials, which is sad. Also, it means that the toy won't have as long of a shelf life as other toys of its type. One of the cool things though is, since it is jelly and somewhat of a soft material, they added a series of bumps on the shaft. While it wasn't totally noticeable in use, it's still a pretty cool little detail involved in the toy.
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The toy is of a standard rabbit shape. It does in fact look like an actual penis with bunny ears as a tie. There are a few little things here and there that make it unique, like the bumps on the shaft. They even detailed a little smiley face on it as well that serves no other purpose but to make you giggle. The toy does also come with an attachable flared base which is a nice feature. Don't be intimidated by the 10 inches of the toy, as only about 5 1/2 of them are insertable. That is smaller than your standard penis. It is a little girthy coming in at 1 5/8ths inches, so it is something that I would suggest somebody with an intermediate level of use or a somewhat wider vagina would use. At the least if you don't have a particularly wide vagina, and you want to use the toy (let's be fair the toy is awesome and girth shouldn't scare you), just be sure you are adequately lubricated either naturally with some fun foreplay or via your favorite brand of lube.
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy is pretty easy to use. The controls are all on the base of the toy. There are two sets of buttons (up and down arrows) for both the shaft and rabbit speed. To turn the toy off, you simply press the down arrows, so the toy stops vibrating. There is no on or off switch on this toy. The base also has lights that indicate how intense you have each setting turned up to. This toy is so easy a caveman can use it! The toy also has a reverse button, so you can change the way the toy is rotating at your beckoning as well. This still does leave some desire for more settings, however. Its simplicity isn't a bad thing though.

To charge the toy, you simply attach the flared base and plug it in. The toy sits upright. After about 6 hours, you are ready to buzz like the queen bee you are. With all this talk about buzzing, I am sure you're thinking to yourself that this must be a loud toy. Shockingly it is pretty quiet. It is quieter than most other rabbits I have used.

Care and Maintenance

Toy cleaner, toy cleaner, toy cleaner. See where I am going with this one? You want to make sure the base doesn't take any water on. If you wipe it down with hot water, don't forget to use a towel! Jelly means no soaps, no boiling water, and if you want to be really safe, you should probably use a condom when you use the toy as well. Condoms aren't needed, but since jelly isn't exactly the safest thing out there, a little extra protection never hurts.

Personal comments

If you're looking for a good rabbit to try out for the first time, or just a quality product overall, this toy is the way to go. After having some toys that more or less require a PhD to operate, I actually appreciate the simplicity of the controls. When the hardest thing to figure out is how to charge it, there really isn't a whole lot you can complain about. I really can't say anything too bad about the toy past the fact that I really wish they would have told you how to set it up for charging. With sites like these and a little common sense, it is pretty easy to figure out.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: EdenJP
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: curious kitten
    gives one something to think about.
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    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: roskat
    This rabbit might go to my buy list..
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    ty
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    thanks for the review
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    thanks
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    thanks!
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    Thanks for the great review
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