Speeding bullets armor piercing - sex toy Sex toy by Evolved Novelties
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Very Disappointing

Honestly, I don't think this is worth it. Spend an extra $10 and get something better. This is a promising toy, but it's not worth it for something you're going to have to change the batteries in every 10 minutes.
Published: July 14, 2011
Pros:
Small, quiet
Cons:
Eats batteries worse than any other toy I've used, lousy construction
Rating by reviewer:
2
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Use

This would be a great, discreet clit stimulator...if it worked. If you're lucky enough to get one that has more than one speed and a functional on/off button, it will still die after less than 15 minutes of play.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

It felt nice. A little small for me, but it got the job done...briefly. It looks good (I got the pink), and is definitely discreet.
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I liked the shape, even though the pointy end isn't really to my taste. It's easy enough to get it where you want it. The fact that it's tiny is great, but I'd rather have a larger toy that can hold better batteries, because the three watch batteries in this didn't last long at all. Each set (comes with two) lasted maybe 12-15 minutes, and then died completely. Also, it's supposed to have five speeds and mine didn't. In fact, the on/off button didn't do anything. It started when I screwed the battery cover down all the way, and to stop it I just unscrewed it and took the batteries out. But you get what you pay for.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

I really think this has potential, but again, mine DIDN'T WORK. I was pretty gung-ho about it, and I didn't feel right returning it after I'd played around. So I advise you, if you order this, make sure it's fully functional before you try it out. While it did work, the vibration was JUST strong enough to get me over the edge once, but didn't last long enough or get strong enough for a repeat. However, if you're looking for something really discreet, this would be great. It was super quiet. I'm curious whether the one speed mine had was the lowest or highest speed, or somewhere in the middle.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Discreet sound
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

Easy to take care of. A little regular toy cleaner and you're done. The only bad thing about it being so small is that it's easy to lose track of!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

I was really disappointed in the quality, but hey, you do get what you pay for. I bought this because it sounded promising while still being relatively cheap. I learned my lesson.
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sexyintexas (verified)

Good first review. How big is it? Thanks

07/14/2011
Rossie (verified)

Thank you for the review!

What material was this toy made of? Thanks!

07/14/2011
newfoundlust (verified)

Thanks for the first review. As others have said, a little more detail about it would be great. Keep up the good work, and welcome to the world of reviewing!

07/14/2011
Mrs Lollipop (verified)

Good Review

07/14/2011
Miss Nessa (verified)

Very good review! Thanks for sharing with us!

07/14/2011
Eva Schwaltz (verified)

Great work on your first review.

07/14/2011
PiratePrincess (verified)

Thanks for the review. I had the same problem with it eating up the batteries fast.

07/14/2011
angel142stx (verified)

Thanks for the review

07/15/2011
link82 (verified)

Great first review!

07/15/2011
toxie m (verified)

Too bad this one didn't work out for you, I found it to be a super strong little bullet. Thanks for sharing your experience

07/16/2011
dawnkye (verified)

I think the problem may have been that the batteries were inserted upside down. I did the same thing when I first got it and had the same problems (the button didn't work, it turned on/off only when I screwed/unscrewed, there was only one speed). I'll keep my fingers crossed for you!

07/22/2011
anonymouse58 (verified)

Thank you

08/05/2011
xylia (verified)

thanks

08/10/2011
LuciFaery (verified)

Too bad yours didn't work. I haven't had the greatest luck with bullets, either. Thanks for the review!

08/14/2011
Glac (verified)

good review, thanks

10/07/2011
Forever17 (verified)

thanks!!

10/27/2011
Anjulie (verified)

Gretreview!

11/04/2011
Bignuf (verified)

Thanks for the excellent and detailed, honest review. This little toy has quite the range of feedback indeed.

11/14/2011
tA (verified)

Too bad it didn't work. However, aren't you supposed to ask for a return rather than review a faulty item? Thanks anyway! : >

Jan 4, 5:12 am
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  • bullet
    • I am looking for a bullet that would do well for me because I am stubborn when it comes to the end climax and I cant find a good bullet do you think this bullet would work well for me
    • Quote: I am looking for a bullet that would do well for me because I am stubborn when it comes to the end climax and I cant find a good bullet do you think this bullet would work well for me
      That one looks nice, but you might want one with a battery pack as they last longer than the watch battery bullets. :)
    • it depends on what type of sensations you enjoy
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  • this or that
    • is this or the high intensity better ??
    • Quote: is this or the high intensity better ??
      Well, I've tried only High intensity bullet and I can say it's pretty strong, nice to touch and easy to manipulate. Also it is powered by N batteries unlike Speeding bullets armor piercing, which needs watch batteries. Quite an advantage for me. Watch batteries seem to die faster.
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  • Evolved Novelties 'Armor Piercing' Bullet
    • Hello, I bought this a month or two back and it is certainly powerful and pleasant but (and this might be a dumb question...) the batteries seem to die really quickly! Like, it buzzes away for 10, 20 minutes, goes back in the box and then a couple of days later the little thing is utterly dead! I'm on the fourth set of batteries already.

      I've not used anything like this before so I guess I'm just need somebody to say, 'that's normal', or 'no way, it should last more than that'.

      Anybody feel able to reassure me?

      Thanks, Clem
    • Quote: Hello, I bought this a month or two back and it is certainly powerful and pleasant but (and this might be a dumb question...) the batteries seem to die really quickly! Like, it buzzes away for 10, 20 minutes, goes back in the box and then a couple of days later the little thing is utterly dead! I'm on the fourth set of batteries already.

      I've not used anything like this before so I guess I'm just need somebody to say, 'that's normal', or 'no way, it should last more than that'.

      Anybody feel able to reassure me?

      Thanks, Clem
      Well, first, I suggest taking the batteries out when storing it. You should always remove the batteries before you put away your toys.

      I have that same bullet and am still on my first set of batteries, although I use it for about 10 minutes at a time.

      20 minutes of use seems a bit low to me for a set of batteries. See what happens when you store it empty?
    • I agree with Victoria. Definitely take the batteries out when you're storing it! You might not be using the toy, but the life will drain out of your batteries if you leave it in.
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