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Vibrates and Sucks (Batteries)!

All in all, this is a fun toy to take out of the house or to use in a crowd! However, buy batteries for the egg in bulk if you can!
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Pros:
Good Range
Various Patterns
Cons:
SUCKS batteries!
Hard to find battery sizes
Always restarts on low setting
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Out and about? Great, take this with you! The range on the remote for the Remote G was so good that it didn’t matter where in our home my partner went with the remote, he could still activate the egg and change the vibration settings! Even from downstairs, he could turn on the egg, which was a surprise to both of us!

As the name suggests, this egg has a tip that is bent in for g-spot stimulation, however, it is only the size of a large marble, so I didn’t really notice it. It does make for great internal vibrations though!

So far, we have only tested this “in hand” running around the house with the remote and once “installed”, however, with the company we have now, going out with it was not an option for us right now. Once we find new batteries for the egg though, this will definitely be travelling with us, around town and everywhere else too!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Group situations
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Both the egg and remote are made from ABS plastic with a soft, almost velvety coating over them, leaving them soft to the touch. There was no taste or smell from these, even right out of the box, which is a nice change from the “typical” chemical smell I find most adult products have.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I really liked the design because it was just different enough to really catch my eye while I was deciding which of the “wireless, remote eggs” to start with! The egg itself is roughly 3-1/4 inches in length, with the bent tip being a 1 inch sphere attached to a normal egg shape. The area that “attaches” the 2 shapes is 5/8 of an inch and then it flares back out to 1-1/4 inches at the widest part of the egg. The “retrieval cord” (also known as the antenna) is 5-1/2 inches long, making retrieving this super easy! I think the first mechanical issue we will have with this one is the retrieval cord/antenna, it is a very thin wire and a kink in the wrong direction may render this fun new toy unusable!

For storage, I clipped the remote to the cord using the clasp on the remote then toss it in a small drawstring bag. Hiding it should not be too hard; you could stuff it in a sock with or without the remote and it would virtually disappear in the drawer. The only thing on the remote that screams “sex toy” is the branding on the front, otherwise it looks like most other key fobs. I already have one for the house and one for the car…might as well toss a third one on the key ring, right? The remote itself is 3 inches long and 1-1/2 inches at the widest spot (near the top). If you need to hide the egg part and you have nosy visitors that would even dig through your drawers looking for the “naughty bits”, well…pop it in and hope the in-laws, kids, cat, etc… don’t play with the remotes on your keys!

I cannot wait to take this toy traveling! We are taking an 8+-hour car trip in a few weeks and we are packing plenty of batteries (providing we find somewhere the sells N-size batteries in bulk before the trip) just for this toy! On the low and medium settings, we could not hear it at all and even on high or the four varying patterns, it can barely be heard.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Remote G has seven vibration patterns; the first three are pretty standard, low, medium, and high. The next setting is called “escalating”, this is pretty much just a stair step through the three levels of vibration. Next is a low pulsating pattern, followed by a high pulsating pattern. The last, as usual, is my favorite pattern of them all! It escalates and pulsates!

The only complaint I had about the various settings was that I could barely feel the low vibrations; otherwise, this was great fun to use, until the batteries in the egg died anyway! After about 5 minutes of use, the batteries died and the egg shut off, ending our experimenting for the evening. We’ll be getting fresh batteries (rather than the “freebies” that came with it) and hopefully it will be able to be used for a longer period of time.

Noise also isn’t a big issue with this egg, except on the escalating and pulsating setting and the high pulsating settings, it wasn’t even noticeable. The bullet itself is waterproof, which is probably a good idea since it is designed for insertion, but make sure the cap is screwed down tightly! The remote is not waterproof…don’t get it wet.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Discreet sound
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

As always, I use antibacterial soap and warm water as my go to cleaner, but toy cleaners work well (follow the directions for the cleaner you have, mine says to let it sit for a few minutes before rinsing it and letting it air dry), as does toy and/or baby wipes if you need a quick clean up.

I found that the egg actually needed to be washed twice. After cleaning the toy post use and letting it dry overnight, I noticed that the crease where the cap screws on over the batteries still had “gunk” in it. Therefore, with the batteries out, I used a wipe to clean both halves being careful not to get the actual battery compartment wet.

I store the egg and remote in a drawstring bag, separate from the rest of my toys. Each of my toys had its own bag, whether it needs it or not! Some items are just too expensive to risk being destroyed by another accidentally…it only took twice for that lesson to really sink in! This set is just the right size to easily toss the bag in my purse (complete with a sample size lube) if I think we might have an opportunity to use it while out of the house. When it isn’t in my purse though, the bag is in my drawer with everything else.
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

Since this is our first “remote-controlled” toy, I don’t really know how it stacks up against others, but I thought the battery life in the egg could have been better. With a little more length to the bullet, this could easily have held a more popular size of battery. I’m not sure where to even begin looking for the 12v that the remote takes, but I do know N-size batteries are slightly harder to find than your average AAA or AA battery!
Follow-up commentary
I still "like" this toy, but it really doesn't get much play. The odd battery sizes (2 "N" batteries for the insertable portion and a garage door opener battery in the control) make this a hard toy to keep in working order! We just had to replace the battery in the controller end because the brand new battery we put in it the last time we used it got left in it by mistake!
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  • reysgirl83
    reysgirl83  
    TY!
  • SecretKinksters
    SecretKinksters  
    Nice review! Thanks for sharing
  • ms69420
    ms69420  
    awsome
  • SamsDelight
    SamsDelight  
    Thank you so much for this review. I agree with you on the battery life and how hard they would be to find. I can see this toy never getting used once the battery needs replacing.
  • Neotigress
    Neotigress  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Katzer
    Katzer  
    thanks for the review
  • ginainohio78
    ginainohio78  
    thanks
  • bluidbomsh3ll
    bluidbomsh3ll  
    Sucks about the batteries other than that it sounds like an amazing toy.
  • vanilla&chocolate
    vanilla&chocolate  
    Thanks so much for your review!
  • Kristi :)
    Kristi :)  
    Thank you for the review. I like the shape of the toy and was wondering about the batteries. You said you left the battery in last time you used it? I'll never take it out and put it in for use.. maybe another toy would be better suited for me. Anyway!!! Thank you for the review!
  • GingerSpice
    GingerSpice  
    dang batteries!!! grr!!! thanks for the heads up
  • Aishiteru
    Aishiteru  
    Good review.
  • vulvalicious
    vulvalicious  
    That stinks about the batteries, I hat that. Thanks for sharing.
  • Asher
    Asher  
    TY
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