Vibrating Panty Disappointment!

I'm sorry to report that I really have nothing good to say about these panties. I was really looking forward to being able to let my hubby have some fun with me, but unless you are a size zero the panties will not fit you. The pocket for the vibrator is located way too low for stimulation. It requires a camera battery, and thank goodness it was included. The vibrations, even if they had been located in the right spot, aren't strong enough to give you a good orgasm.
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Pros
Came with a battery
Cons
Didn't work right, weak vibrations, panties don't fit right, vibrator is located in the wrong spot
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

When I received these vibrating panties I was super excited. This was something that my hubby and I could have fun with out in public. I took the red silky, lace panties out of the box and was pleasantly surprised by how good they felt. I loved that the remote came with a battery, but you have to get 2 AA for the wireless vibrator that goes in the panties. I put everything together and put them up for a fun night with the hubby.

I tried them on a few days later and decided that I would take them for a test drive before giving the remote over to my hubby. Well, first let me say this is a one size fits most. It should be a one size fits some. Unless you are a size zero, these will not fit you! I am a size 6 and they didn't even cover my butt crack. And in front was even worse! I was lucky they covered my pussy! The pocket that the vibrator goes in was right in the middle between my vagina opening and my asshole. I don't know about you, but I like my vibrator on my clit! At first I thought, well maybe I have them on backwards, so I checked, and nope the tag was in the right spot. Well I decided to try it out anyways hoping when I sit down it would end up in the right spot, but no still no good. So, I decided to just try out the vibrator on it's own. Still much of a disappointment, even if it had been in the correct area, it's not strong enough to get you off, at least not for me.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

Now, the material is another thing, I really liked how these felt. They were smooth and silky feeling, but were still very pretty. They had a rich red lacy color and is made out of nylon. Nylons are generally strong, tough, and resilient polymers which offer good barrier and high fatigue properties. They are hypo-allergenic and offer good resistance to oils, greases and solvents. They have good resistance to a wide range of chemicals and a high abrasion and weathering resistance. If only they fit better, because I would use these as regular underwear. I was sadly disappointed in how they fit, but was happy about the material they are made out of.

The vibrator is made out of plastic and it just slips right into a pocket on the inside of the panties. If only the pocket was located more toward the front of the panty to get that stimulation that is needed to have correct function. If you are a size zero then these might work for you, but still the pocket is located in the wrong spot for stimulation.

Design / Shape / Size

Once again the design on this is horrible. The pocket for the vibrator to go into is way to low for any stimulation. The actual panties are way too small for the normal person, and if you are plus size, don't even think about it. I felt HUGE in these and I'm a size 6. If you want to use just the vibrator you can because it is wireless, but don't expect a great orgasm or any at all. I was very disappointed in this vibrator.

The remote comes with a camera battery included, but who has one of those laying around so when it dies, you have to go looking for a specific battery. It is neat that it is separate from the vibrator, so you could give it to your partner for some fun, but that's if you could find some other panties to wear with it because the pocket it not functional at all. The vibrator is about 2 inches long, 1 inch wide and about 1/2 inch thick. It is solid black and is pretty quiet when run. It is discreet with both size and noise, but to me that doesn't matter when it doesn't work right.

The panties are so nice, and I am so bummed that they didn't fit better. I would so wear these on different occasions if it wasn't for how tiny they were. They feel so good on, they are soft and smooth and pretty, but just aren't functional at all. Make them a bit better to wear and I would definitely keep these around. Also, sew the pocket a little further up so it actually stimulates the clitoris, and just maybe you could have a little fun with a partner.
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrator is the only place the vibrations are located. There is a one speed on/off vibration to it that is not strong enough to give you a good orgasm. I need a little pressure and a stronger vibration to get me off. Plus like I have said before, it needs to actually be located on the clit to stimulate. It says this is hands free, well the only way you can make it hands free is if the pocket wasn't so big and if it was located in the correct spot for stimulation.

The remote has a camera battery that was included and is huge for the purpose of what is located inside of it. The battery box looks like you could put two more AA batteries inside, but nope, just the camera battery is all that is needed. It has a red light when you switch it on, and it only has one speed, on or off. I noticed that it has a delay of about 2 seconds when you turn it on to when the vibrations start and also the same when you turn it off. It isn't loud at all, but for how soft the vibrations are that doesn't surprise me.

I wish that this toy was more functional. It is pretty easy to use and understand, but that doesn't help when it doesn't work right. They need to rethink the panties and put a little stronger motor in the vibrator.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This is pretty simple to take care of, the panties are made out of nylon so I would just wash them by hand in cold sudsy water and line dry. I'd say whatever you wash your bathing suits in would work for this as well. For the remote and vibrator, they are both made out of plastic, I just wipe them down with a warm wash cloth because they don't really touch the skin, and if they did it should be good. I don't think you would need to use a lube with these because you don't really use it on your skin or insert it. These are simple to store, just throw them in with your other panties and then the remote and vibrator are so small you can place them anywhere you would like to hide them.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
Well, there isn't much to say about this toy. I still don't like it and to be honest it just sits under my sink and will until I find a new home or recycle it. I'm sorry, but this did not get a great review from me.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: El-Jaro
    Maybe the tag was on backwards?
  • Contributor: SexyySarah
    JR-lol maybe, but I've tried them on again backwards since and still they don't work right. Oh well.
  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    These types of products seem to be as hit and miss as strap on hands free vibes...
  • Contributor: SexyySarah
    I know, I have had both now and I'm thinking they just aren't my cup of tea!
  • Contributor: Mommy2
    Thank you for the great review!
  • Contributor: LittleBird
    Good review
  • Contributor: Do emu
    Thanks for sharing with us, sorry it was such a letdown.
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