WAAAAY too short on the sweet..The Evolved Short & Sweet massager fell waaaay short of my expectations. It lacked sufficient vibrations to even begin to get me turned on. I lost interest in this toy within the first 5 minutes. The vibrations were so weak that it wouldn't even serve a purpose as an external clitoral stimulator. YES it was that bad.
Upon first use, you will notice no odor or smell of any kind. The toy is soft and "cute" for lack of a better word. It is a small, travel friendly toy. Total length is approx 6.5" long, with a useable shaft length of 4". It has a tapered head with a small girth of 1.25" that contains a 1.5" long vibrating bullet inside. Down the shaft it widens to a bulbous mid-section measuring 1.75" in girth, and 4" in circumference and then back to a 1.25" width.
The clitoral stimulator contains a second bullet that is also 1.5" long. The stimulator itself is a 3 pronged almost pitchfork like shaped object that was of little use to me.
It takes 2 AAA batteries and does not work well with rechargeable batteries. I think because the rechargeable batteries have flat bottoms as opposed to grooved bottoms that regular batteries have, making it hard to get contact.
There are three vibration settings that operate both bullets at once and are controlled by an easy one push function at the base of the toy. Low is almost non existent, Medium is barely noticeable and high is just barely enough to get most people started. It's sad really.
Even worse is the bullet vibrations in the head of this toy, which are barely noticeable throughout each setting. Which is probably why this toy is almost completely silent.
The FLIMSY/too soft shaft was almost impossible to insert single handedly. It required "guidance" with a second hand. **Almost like sleeping with a really inexperienced partner** Because of this, it makes it hard for partner play due to the fact that thrusting would probably be impossible with this toy, it would only bend and have to be "guided" back in..
This toy is waterproof but due to behaving so poorly in bed I didn't try it out.
I don't recommend this toy to anyone. NOT EVEN beginners who would be quickly bore of it and eagerly move on to the next, as i was.
I give this toy ONE star for being cute and coming in great packaging.
I'm sticking to my original opinion... this toy was a total let down in all departments, from the weak vibrations to the boring features. I finally had to lay this guy to rest, and was all too happy to do it.