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WAAAAY too short on the sweet..

The Evolved Short & Sweet massager fell waaaay short of my expectations. It lacked sufficient vibrations to even begin to get me turned on. I lost interest in this toy within the first 5 minutes. The vibrations were so weak that it wouldn't even serve a purpose as an external clitoral stimulator. YES it was that bad.
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Pros:
Virtually silent.
Cons:
Extremely weak vibrations, flimsy design made insertion difficult.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
The Short & Sweet by Evolved was waaaaay too short on the sweetness. This toy comes in a really cute tin box packaging that is sturdy and can be used for other storage besides your toy. I like this feature due to the fact that the Short & Sweet is made of TPR which should never be stored with other toys to prevent sticking and/or melting.

Upon first use, you will notice no odor or smell of any kind. The toy is soft and "cute" for lack of a better word. It is a small, travel friendly toy. Total length is approx 6.5" long, with a useable shaft length of 4". It has a tapered head with a small girth of 1.25" that contains a 1.5" long vibrating bullet inside. Down the shaft it widens to a bulbous mid-section measuring 1.75" in girth, and 4" in circumference and then back to a 1.25" width.

The clitoral stimulator contains a second bullet that is also 1.5" long. The stimulator itself is a 3 pronged almost pitchfork like shaped object that was of little use to me.
It takes 2 AAA batteries and does not work well with rechargeable batteries. I think because the rechargeable batteries have flat bottoms as opposed to grooved bottoms that regular batteries have, making it hard to get contact.

There are three vibration settings that operate both bullets at once and are controlled by an easy one push function at the base of the toy. Low is almost non existent, Medium is barely noticeable and high is just barely enough to get most people started. It's sad really.
Even worse is the bullet vibrations in the head of this toy, which are barely noticeable throughout each setting. Which is probably why this toy is almost completely silent.

The FLIMSY/too soft shaft was almost impossible to insert single handedly. It required "guidance" with a second hand. **Almost like sleeping with a really inexperienced partner** Because of this, it makes it hard for partner play due to the fact that thrusting would probably be impossible with this toy, it would only bend and have to be "guided" back in..

This toy is waterproof but due to behaving so poorly in bed I didn't try it out.

I don't recommend this toy to anyone. NOT EVEN beginners who would be quickly bore of it and eagerly move on to the next, as i was.

I give this toy ONE star for being cute and coming in great packaging.
Follow-up commentary
Well, I hate to be so short and blunt on this follow up review, but unfortunately , I still don't like this toy. I did try it twice more in the months past, hoping to find some source of pleasure from this toy, but no luck.

I'm sticking to my original opinion... this toy was a total let down in all departments, from the weak vibrations to the boring features. I finally had to lay this guy to rest, and was all too happy to do it.
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  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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  • Online
    Online  
    nice review!
  • pinkcupcakes
    pinkcupcakes  
    excellent review!
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Thank you!
  • ShadowKitten
    ShadowKitten  
    thanks for reviewing
  • sixfootsex
    sixfootsex  
    Thanks for the review! Sorry it didn't work out for you.
  • zracer
    zracer  
    at least it the review tells how week the toy is
  • angel142stx
    angel142stx  
    Thanks for the review
  • Andersonda
    Andersonda  
    Very detailed. Thank you.
  • JGrey
    JGrey  
    Thank you for taking your time to review this product!
  • sktb0007
    sktb0007  
    That's terribly sad. I love the look of this vibrator. It's so pretty! Unfortunately, if it lacks in vibration intensity, then it just won't do it for me. Thanks though for the review : )
  • Jon S
    Jon S  
    ty for the review
  • sweetpea12
    sweetpea12  
    Sorry this didn't work for you, thanks for the review
  • Boyqueen
    Boyqueen  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Lovely Jubblies
    Lovely Jubblies  
    Thanks for the review
  • RedFreak
    RedFreak  
    thanx for sharing
  • LoveBug721
    LoveBug721  
    thanks for the great review
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