Warning: This Toy Will Replace Your Significant Other(s)
The Xtreme Pack is the ultimate bullet experience. Its pointed vibrator provides incredible clitoral and G-spot stimulation, and none of its 35 functions get lost in the mix. If you decide to own just one vibrator, make it the Xtreme Pack!Published: November 10, 2008
Pros:
Diverse functions vary from gentle to powerful; cost-effective; unique packaging; easy to clean.
Cons:
The smell is awful and impossible to remove; not waterproof.
I honestly did not want to write this review. It's not that the Xtreme pack is bad, nor is it any sort of laziness on my part. But... can you really do a toy this awesome justice?!
Oh, yes, this toy is sexy, but in a loud and obnoxious sort of way. With its bright purple body, lime green cord and embellishments, and flashing red light-up display, the Xtreme Pack is like the sexy drag queen of the vibrator world. I barely noticed the packaging of this toy, since the vibe itself is so pretty, but for the record: it's packaged in a plastic container with a rather boyish backsplash that reminds me of handheld games from the Wal-Mart toy aisles.
The remote is long and weighs next to nothing, even when the batteries are inside of it. It is made from purple hard plastic, with rubbery lime green grips that will help lube-covered fists hang on as they clench the remote. The battery compartment lid simply slides on and off. The cord is relatively long and is a translucent green color; it plugs in to a jack on the remote, which should prevent wire fraying. The bullet is several inches long and decently girthy. It has a pointed tip for pin-point stimulation. The vibe has a velvety texture that I really enjoyed, but it reeks to high heaven, even after many washings. Other than that, it's relatively easy to clean.
The light-up display is really neat! It has an on/off button and two pairs of left-and-right arrows; the first pair changes the speed/power and the second pair changes the function. A semi-circle of arching red lights and a 4 vertical green lights crown the buttons, and you can tell exactly what function you're using by checking out the display.
As you may have guessed from the other reviews on EF, the Xtreme Pack is AWESOMELY powerful. My friends and I were astounded when we plugged in the 2 AA batteries, cranked the bullet up to its highest setting and left it on my desk, where it pounded away like a jackhammer! There are five basic speed settings, which range from a buzzy 2 bees to an almost numbing 5 bees. I can't tell the difference between the fourth and fifth speed settings, but that doesn't bother me, and I get the feeling there's a fifth speed just to add more function combinations. This toy won't match your Hitachi, but as far as battery-operated vibes go, it's a total powerhouse, and it blows other bullets out of the water. The lower settings will work great for the more sensitive ladies, and power queens are bound to be impressed by this battery-operated wonder's higher settings.
Also, the functions on this vibe are actually... well, functional! I can't even begin to describe them all, but you get everything from pulsating to roller coasters to throbbing, in a variety of combinations and at several different speeds. I've yet to find a function I don't like, and just about every one can make me orgasm via clitoral stimulation or g-spot stimulation.
While the Xtreme Pack definitely isn't a discreet vibrator, I don't think it's as loud as other reviewers do. You can't muffle it with a pillow or a door, but I left it on my bed, uncovered, at top speed, walked out in to the dorm hall way, shut the door behind me, and couldn't hear a thing. If you have thin walls or roommates, they'll definitely be able to hear it, but it's not like the Xtreme Pack is jack hammer loud.
I wish I had some complaints about this bullet, but honestly, I can't think of anything wrong with it. It has never failed to give me an orgasm, it's stylish and unique, and it's super-affordable. I suppose it's a disappointment that it isn't waterproof, but unless you absolutely have to masturbate in the bath tub, that's small potatoes compared to the sacks o' awesomeness that make up this toy! If you decide to buy just one bullet vibrator in your lifetime, make it the Xtreme Pack.
Oh, yes, this toy is sexy, but in a loud and obnoxious sort of way. With its bright purple body, lime green cord and embellishments, and flashing red light-up display, the Xtreme Pack is like the sexy drag queen of the vibrator world. I barely noticed the packaging of this toy, since the vibe itself is so pretty, but for the record: it's packaged in a plastic container with a rather boyish backsplash that reminds me of handheld games from the Wal-Mart toy aisles.
The remote is long and weighs next to nothing, even when the batteries are inside of it. It is made from purple hard plastic, with rubbery lime green grips that will help lube-covered fists hang on as they clench the remote. The battery compartment lid simply slides on and off. The cord is relatively long and is a translucent green color; it plugs in to a jack on the remote, which should prevent wire fraying. The bullet is several inches long and decently girthy. It has a pointed tip for pin-point stimulation. The vibe has a velvety texture that I really enjoyed, but it reeks to high heaven, even after many washings. Other than that, it's relatively easy to clean.
The light-up display is really neat! It has an on/off button and two pairs of left-and-right arrows; the first pair changes the speed/power and the second pair changes the function. A semi-circle of arching red lights and a 4 vertical green lights crown the buttons, and you can tell exactly what function you're using by checking out the display.
As you may have guessed from the other reviews on EF, the Xtreme Pack is AWESOMELY powerful. My friends and I were astounded when we plugged in the 2 AA batteries, cranked the bullet up to its highest setting and left it on my desk, where it pounded away like a jackhammer! There are five basic speed settings, which range from a buzzy 2 bees to an almost numbing 5 bees. I can't tell the difference between the fourth and fifth speed settings, but that doesn't bother me, and I get the feeling there's a fifth speed just to add more function combinations. This toy won't match your Hitachi, but as far as battery-operated vibes go, it's a total powerhouse, and it blows other bullets out of the water. The lower settings will work great for the more sensitive ladies, and power queens are bound to be impressed by this battery-operated wonder's higher settings.
Also, the functions on this vibe are actually... well, functional! I can't even begin to describe them all, but you get everything from pulsating to roller coasters to throbbing, in a variety of combinations and at several different speeds. I've yet to find a function I don't like, and just about every one can make me orgasm via clitoral stimulation or g-spot stimulation.
While the Xtreme Pack definitely isn't a discreet vibrator, I don't think it's as loud as other reviewers do. You can't muffle it with a pillow or a door, but I left it on my bed, uncovered, at top speed, walked out in to the dorm hall way, shut the door behind me, and couldn't hear a thing. If you have thin walls or roommates, they'll definitely be able to hear it, but it's not like the Xtreme Pack is jack hammer loud.
I wish I had some complaints about this bullet, but honestly, I can't think of anything wrong with it. It has never failed to give me an orgasm, it's stylish and unique, and it's super-affordable. I suppose it's a disappointment that it isn't waterproof, but unless you absolutely have to masturbate in the bath tub, that's small potatoes compared to the sacks o' awesomeness that make up this toy! If you decide to buy just one bullet vibrator in your lifetime, make it the Xtreme Pack.
Experience
With so many rave reviews from so many trusted reviewers, I knew I would at least LIKE this bullet. I didn't know I'd fall madly in love with it.
After extracting the toy from its mildly amusing packaging (seriously, my brother used to get toys at Christmas with the same kind of packaging!), I inserted the 2 AAs, plugged the bullet in to the jack, and did a sound and power test. My eyebrows shot up as the toy vibrated its way across my bed. Thoroughly amused, I turned the vibrator off, unplugged the bullet and cleaned the bullet.
Then I cleaned it again.
And again. And again.
UGH! Nothing removes the smell on this thing! I finally decided I'd just keep it away from my nose. I plugged it back in and went for a test drive.
Two minutes later, after having one of the most explosive G-spot orgasms of my life, I lay on the bed with the Xtreme Pack sprawled across my stomach, feeling absolutely gobsmacked. "How is that even POSSIBLE?" I marveled.
"I'm just that awesome," the cheeky purple bullet seemed to reply as its curved tip rested on my navel.
Before long, I was turning to the Xtreme pack every time I opened up my toy box. Sure, I played around with my other toys, but the instant gratification was oh so sublime! Even my beloved TantraBeam and Turbo Glider were pushed to the back of the box as I squirmed with delight under the all-consuming sway of The Purple Wonder. I even used it for partner play, and it held up relatively well to even penetrative sex, provided I rested a hand on the bullet to keep it in place.
Tonight, I decided to do the coup de grace before writing up my review. I had just received some mint pleasure cream from my friend's Spice of Life sex toy party, and I was super-excited to use it tandem with the Xtreme Pack. After applying a minute dab of the cream to my clitoris, I pulled out the Xtreme Pack and began prepping it. The cream began to tingle just as I turned on the vibe, which was a great surprise. Between the "third speed, press right function arrow twice" setting and the tingling cream, I was able to orgasm in less than a minute.
Feeling particularly adventurous after my recovery, I added a little more cream, rolled on to my stomach, and placed the vibrating bullet between my hand and my vulva. I proceeded to hump, add pressure, and just plain enjoy the awesome clitoral sensations. The added pressure also spread the cooling sensation of the cream all throughout my vulva, and the resulting orgasm was earth-shattering.
I cleaned the bullet, showered, and called one of my friends to rave about my experiences. The Xtreme pack lay on my bed, patiently waiting for me to put it back in to its plastic packaging and on the top shelf of my toy box. Instead, I shut my toy box and placed the Xtreme pack on top of it, right next to my TantraBeam.
"I love you, too, baby," the vibrator murmured from the depths of its plastic package.
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
After extracting the toy from its mildly amusing packaging (seriously, my brother used to get toys at Christmas with the same kind of packaging!), I inserted the 2 AAs, plugged the bullet in to the jack, and did a sound and power test. My eyebrows shot up as the toy vibrated its way across my bed. Thoroughly amused, I turned the vibrator off, unplugged the bullet and cleaned the bullet.
Then I cleaned it again.
And again. And again.
UGH! Nothing removes the smell on this thing! I finally decided I'd just keep it away from my nose. I plugged it back in and went for a test drive.
Two minutes later, after having one of the most explosive G-spot orgasms of my life, I lay on the bed with the Xtreme Pack sprawled across my stomach, feeling absolutely gobsmacked. "How is that even POSSIBLE?" I marveled.
"I'm just that awesome," the cheeky purple bullet seemed to reply as its curved tip rested on my navel.
Before long, I was turning to the Xtreme pack every time I opened up my toy box. Sure, I played around with my other toys, but the instant gratification was oh so sublime! Even my beloved TantraBeam and Turbo Glider were pushed to the back of the box as I squirmed with delight under the all-consuming sway of The Purple Wonder. I even used it for partner play, and it held up relatively well to even penetrative sex, provided I rested a hand on the bullet to keep it in place.
Tonight, I decided to do the coup de grace before writing up my review. I had just received some mint pleasure cream from my friend's Spice of Life sex toy party, and I was super-excited to use it tandem with the Xtreme Pack. After applying a minute dab of the cream to my clitoris, I pulled out the Xtreme Pack and began prepping it. The cream began to tingle just as I turned on the vibe, which was a great surprise. Between the "third speed, press right function arrow twice" setting and the tingling cream, I was able to orgasm in less than a minute.
Feeling particularly adventurous after my recovery, I added a little more cream, rolled on to my stomach, and placed the vibrating bullet between my hand and my vulva. I proceeded to hump, add pressure, and just plain enjoy the awesome clitoral sensations. The added pressure also spread the cooling sensation of the cream all throughout my vulva, and the resulting orgasm was earth-shattering.
I cleaned the bullet, showered, and called one of my friends to rave about my experiences. The Xtreme pack lay on my bed, patiently waiting for me to put it back in to its plastic packaging and on the top shelf of my toy box. Instead, I shut my toy box and placed the Xtreme pack on top of it, right next to my TantraBeam.
"I love you, too, baby," the vibrator murmured from the depths of its plastic package.
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the
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Bullets question
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Are they insertible or is that a no no?
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Depends. This one you can, although I wouldn't insert it very far to make sure you don't end up with anything getting caught where the cord comes out of the bullet.
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Definitely not for anal use.
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Multiple types?
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Has anyone tried multiple types of bullets? How does this one compare to your favorites? Is this your favorite?
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Quote: Has anyone tried multiple types of bullets? How does this one compare to your favorites? Is this your favorite?My favorite is Bnaughty Deluxe, but I'm going to try this one for sure.
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This is my first multi function bullet. My other one is just a straight up vibe. This one has a smoother material, and I like the different vibration settings. It's a good value for the price.
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Fun or No fun?
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Are vibrators fun or what?
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That one does look fun, but I can't really justify getting it since I already have like 5 bullets.
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I have this one , I love it.
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Would a guy like it?
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Do any of you guys have experience using this in the bedroom with your partner?
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Quote: Do any of you guys have experience using this in the bedroom with your partner?If you are asking if it would be good for prostate stimulation, I would say no. For that you want something with a flared bottom, like a buttplug has. Otherwise there is a risk that it could go too far in, and you wouldn't be able to get it out. It has a pretty good vibe, but then most guys need a stronger vibe for their prostate. It's also not really ideally shaped for a prostate vibe.
As a g-spot vibe, I would say it's fair. Both the prostate and g-spot need strong stimulation, and this is not a really powerful vibrator. It's also not really long enough to combine thrusting motion with the vibration, which is what these spots love, in particular.
As a clitoral vibe, it's excellent. And that is what I use it for. It can also provide a nice counterpoint, when inserted, to another clitoral vibe.
It's got a really long cord, and this would be good for a partner who wanted to control a vibe stuck in some snug panties or otherwise held up to their partner. It's also pretty quiet, and so is less likely to make you burst out laughing at the noise or otherwise spoil the mood with angry hornet sounds.
Hope that helps :)
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Durability and Battery Life
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Compared to other bullets, how durable is this product? I've treated all my bullets well but one or two have broken within a month or less, is this product worth the money? Thanks!
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I haven't read all of the reviews, but it seems to be a pretty sturdy option.
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looks like something i would try
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Question about Xtreme Pack Bullet
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For those of you that have owned this, how long has it last for you? Even with a fair amount of love n' care my bullets don't last more than a few months and I've come to accept this as a reality of bullet vibrators :(
BUT, seeing as everyone says this is the best darn bullet in the world, I was wondering if maybe it was an exception to this rule? -
My first one lasted a year and a half.
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I guess it's nice to know it at least has the capacity to last that long...there wasn't anything super special you did to extend its life, was there? I usually just try to keep them pretty dry (even when they say waterproof), take the batteries out between uses, and I have started reinforcing the wires at their connections with electrical tape. The tape has actually helped them from coming loose, which is good.
Anyone else have any suggestions?
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Oh Xtreme pack g-spot bullet, how I love thee!
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How are you so wonderful, Xtreme pack g-spot bullet? How do you do it? Day after day, you deal with me shoving batteries in you and then jiggling them out. You let me wash you, unplug you, and throw you in my toy case. And you never falter! When I saw you in a sex toy store recently, I gasped and babbled on about how amazing you are to my boyfriend, because he was standing there, even though he already knows. You inspire me, Xtreme pack g-spot bullet. Just one question: can I call you something else? Your name sucks.
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*laugh*
One of my newest acquisitions is called "Pyrex dildo mini latty pocket rocket" -- it is seriously in need of a nickname.
I think I'll call my toy 'pete'. -
Latty is kind-of cute. Maybe I should call mine Xtreme or Mr. Xtreme.
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Thanks for the review!
Very psychobilly-like colors. Interesting.
Very amusing review and extremely useful, I like your writing style.
Lmao, I loved your review. It was very helpful and very entertaining. Thanks for the assistance! I am struggling between choosing this one and another similar multi-speed multi-function bullet. I'm so excited :-P.
Thanks for the review!
Thanks for the review!
Hilarious and very useful review!!
Entertaining and helpful review, thanks
tyvm for the review, glad this worked out for you
I don't want to replace my significant other But your review was definitely worth the read
Thanks for the review.
Awesome review, thank you. I've been eyeballing this for a long time. Double points week is the time to take the plunge on such an already-affordable and apparently awesome toy.
Your review makes me want it!
thanks
Great review! Made me giggle too
Thanks
Love the colors. Awesome review