"Waterproof mini disappointment"

This is a very small, cute little toy. It breaks easily, is pretty loud and doesn't vibrate much at all.
Published:
Pros:
Small
Cons:
Doesn't work well, breaks easily
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
I bought this toy from a local Adult book store. As I stood there reading the package I got very excited over what it promised to do. It has attachments and is waterproof. I thought ok, what could go wrong? Well, apparently a lot can go wrong.

I can not wait to get home with this. As soon as my Fiance and I get into the car I pull this Waterproof mini massager out of the bag and open it. I carefully look it over. It appears to be made nicely, seems to be of good quality. It has a slight odor to it, but I think that would fade over time (new plastic smell, which I personally love). It's small, I can fit it and all of the attachments into one hand; which I personally think is a great thing, because that means I can throw it into my purse for some fun in the showers at my gym, or that I can easily take it on vacation with me. So having carefully looked the mini massager over I pull out the pack of batteries, feeling excited...just as I always do with a new toy....and insert a battery and try to turn the massager on and......wait....wait for it.....TADA!....NOTHING! I take the battery out and play around with it for a bit, still nothing. So we turn around and take it back to the store. The owner exchanges it for one that actually works (He opened the package to make sure).

AGAIN, with the feeling of excitement, I get back in my car and turn the mini massager on and hold it to my leg...I can barely feel any vibration at all. So I move it to a more sensitive area, my stomach and still not much vibration. Refusing to believe that I had just bought a bad toy, I tell myself and my fiance that changing the attachment will make a huge difference in the performance. So I change the attachment, and then change it again, and then, sigh loudly with frustration. This toy was definitely not worth my money. It was a complete waste. Determined to make some use of it I get home, get out of my car and as I unlock the door to my home, I drop the bag. I pick it up and look inside only to see that it had broken into three pieces.

As I threw the massager away I couldn't help but think that, feeling up my trash can was most definitely the best use for this massager....other words it was useless and really loud to be such a small toy.
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  • Supervixen
    Supervixen  
    I got something very similar to this, but it's vibrations are intense--like, almost to intense. I actually keep my panties on like a shield when I use it, because direct stimulation is too much. Sorry this didn't work out for you!
  • ARPKasso
    ARPKasso  
    Thanks for the review.
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