Well the 'Twisted' bit is right

EF is currently offering this as a free gift. If you REALLY want a spare vibrator as part of your collection, and don't want much more than something that buzzes then get this. Otherwise, one of the currently free t-shirts would be more arousing. On the plus side, I imagine it would be quite good for a back or foot rub!
Published:
Pros:
Purple makes for an attractive color, nice texture
Cons:
Wrong shape for penetration, wrong shape for much else, loud, big (so hardly discreet)
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Like others, I got this as a freebie and was really looking forward to it. The material is nice to look at and pleasant to the touch, but that's about it.

The packaging was nice but nothing fancy. It has a look of something you'd find at Spencer's or Adam & Eve. I'd recommend keeping the box though, since this thing could attract lint in the vacuum of Space. The box contained just the vibrator (a very nice Phthalate Free TPR with a somewhat velvety texture) with no literature, but none is needed really, other than to save a couple of minutes figuring which way around the two AAA batteries go since mine came with no markings. Once they were in, I gave the base a twist and was surprised by how loud it is. If you've picked this up as a 'discreet' vibrator, then you might want to make sure you're home alone before you put it to the test. Ok, it wasn't loud enough to wake the neighbors. But put it this way, if you can imagine a man's electric razor that's been left buzzing on a wooden counter, then you'll have some idea of what to expect.

When it came to actual use, frankly I was disappointed. Whoever came up with the idea of those two bumps needs to have their head examined! At approximately 5.5" inches long and 5" circumference I knew from the moment I put the batteries in, that there was no way on Earth this thing was going inside me with *those* nubs, and it really didn't do much for me as a clit stimulator either. I was constantly aware of the size and volume of it, not to mention the fact that I couldn't really relax with it in case the nubs went somewhere painful.

I really hate to appear ungrateful when an item is offered as a free gift, but I don't think this particular vibe was even worth the price I paid.
Follow-up commentary
Well, several months have passed, and not only have we learned to write better reviews (to those who didn't find this one useful, it was supposed to be nothing more than a quickie rather than anything in-depth), but we'd almost forgotten that we had it. We tried it out one more time just to see if it was a lack of experience that stopped us from liking it when we first got it, but nope, it's just all wrong for us. The vibrations and material are all still okay, but it's that damn shape. You just look at it and think "Ummmm... no."

Sadly, this will probably get trashed since it's not even one that I can imagine turning to if every single other toy we own suddenly dies. Hmmm - I wonder if Goodwill would take it?
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My Twisted hearts seduction tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Massage
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Back
    • Clitoris
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Comments
  • ColorMeCute
    ColorMeCute  
    Thanks for the review.
  • leatherlover
    leatherlover  
    Thanks for the review. What is this toy made from, what are its dimensions, and what kind of batteries does it take?
  • mh11
    mh11  
    thanks
  • PassionCpl
    PassionCpl  
    Thanks for the feedback on our first review. It's now been amended with some further details about the vibe itself
  • badk1tty
    badk1tty  
    What's it made out of? How big is it? What types of batteries does it use? What types of lube would you suggest? How do you clean it? Is it good for travel? Thanks for the review.
  • Miss Nessa
    Miss Nessa  
    Good review!

  • Kate
    Kate  
    thanks for the review!
  • mistre$$
    mistre$$  
    I got this toy a few days ago, just finally posted my review today. I definitely agree that it is not a good shape for penetration.
  • SMichelle
    SMichelle  
    Sorry to hear that this did not work out for you.
  • unfulfilled
    unfulfilled  
    Welcome to the community and thank you for the first review. I reviewed this when EF first started carrying it and I agree there's no way I was inserting it and the power's just not there.
  • sweetcaroline
    sweetcaroline  
    negative review, like many others- makes you realize why EF has made it a freebie... cause no one's buying them any more and there's a surplus haha
  • freshbananas
    freshbananas  
    Thanks for the review
  • melissa1973
    melissa1973  
    Great review, I recieved 1 of each color because I ordered 2 seperate times,. My red one the turn knob was broken so I threw that part away and kept the rest as a back up.
  • Faust
    Faust  
    nice review
  • ArsenicAlice
    ArsenicAlice  
    Thanks for the review! (:
  • PassionCpl
    PassionCpl  
    You're welcome guys. This was our first review and was only supposed to be a REALLY quick job. Somehow it got turned into a full-on one so is probably a little lacking in hindsight.
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