Well... There's That.

This toy was so disappointing, it took me a month to write this review. I couldn't find anything about it worth actually saying. If you're looking for a remote controlled egg or bullet, keep looking.
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Pros
Small, discreet, bright colors, remote control, retrieval cord.
Cons
Weak vibrations, weak vibrations, weak vibrations.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

This is a remote bullet/egg vibrator and it is about the size of a standard egg. It has a soft rubber coating on it (sometimes called "Rubber Cote" or "Velvet Cote") and comes in a bright, hot pink. It can be used for clitoral or vaginal stimulation and has a retrieval cord on it. If used for anal stimulation, use only if you or someone else has a constant hold on the retrieval cord (thought even then I'd be nervous about it).

Immediately upon using it, I realized the toy alone would not bring me to orgasm. But when inserted vaginally while using a vibrator on my clit, it did a fine job of providing some weight and stretching - and was a great addition to my regular masturbation time.

It's labeled as a an 8 in Material safety and more info in sex toy materials says it is "Synthetic or semisynthetic polymerization product that is composed of organic condensation or polymers addition.

Velvety to the touch, non-porous and phthalate-free, Velvet coteā„¢ is easy to clean, lubricant friendly and a great conductor of vibrations."
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

Rubber (Velvet) Cote is a soft and smooth texture. It had no smell before or after washing and using. The texture adds nothing and is useful for anyone.
    • No odor
    • Smooth
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

It's the size and shape of an actual egg - which could be daunting for newer users, but the smooth texture makes insertion easy and makes clitoral stimulation pretty sweet. It's EXTREMELY discreet - meaning it barely vibrates. No one is going to hear it unless you're in the same room with them.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

It's remote controlled and the control button is one single button. Push to turn on, to switch vibration settings, to turn off. It's a depressed button so you won't need to worry about accidentally turning it off or switching vibrations. The vibrations are so light as to be non-existent and it's impossible to tell exactly where they come from. I suppose the middle of the egg where the battery pack is located, if I had to make a guess.

I love the size of it. It could even double as a kegel exerciser - It's firm and has no give, and with the cord for retrieval, it could easily be used as an exerciser.

I loved that the batteries came with it (enough for two replacements).
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Long lasting power

Care and Maintenance

You can wash this with soap and water or toy cleaner, but no boiling! It's very small so putting it in a small toy box or a small padded bag would work well.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Miss Cinnamon Contributor: Miss Cinnamon
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  • Contributor: ParisLove
    I've never even seen this toy...Ty for the review ..Thanks for being honest about the weak vibrations lol
  • Contributor: Miss Anonymous
    Very good review!
  • Contributor: Ryuson
    Thanks for the review! I;m sorry that this one didn't work out for you! I hate it when toys are duds!
  • Contributor: 724-6924
    thanks for all the comments folks! still searching for that perfect one! lol
  • Contributor: HoneyBear69
    nice review
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