Precious metal gems vibe - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Colossus

The 6" precious metal gems is kind of like a turkey sandwich: it's not jaw-dropping by any means, but it's still reliable and you know what you're getting. Yeah, I know I did it: I compared a vibrator to a sandwich. Get over it.

Okay, culinary comparisons aside, there's a lot to like about this vibe for sure. Let's start with the packaging. The box that the precious metal gems came in was probably the best packaged sex toy I've purchased. Securely wrapped, then covered with a a type of plastic shrink-wrap. Very safe and secure, and doesn't allow for anyone to get in there and tamper with anything while in the warehouse/factory. The box gives all the necessary information you'd need, as well as care instructions, etc. I know that seems like a no-brainer, but I'm consistently amazed at the lack of directions that come with some toys. Unbelievable

So to the good stuff: how does it work and perform? This guy takes 2 AA batteries, and operates via a twist control at the base. Pretty standard. Three's also a little feux- diamond fixed to the dial. This was a pretty nice touch, especially if you want something that looks, ya know, classy. I found that it made the dial a little bit difficult to grasp, but not too bad. I was actually surprised by the power this guy brings. This was actually one of the strongest vibes I've experienced. This seemed to work great as a clit stimulator, but I also imagine it would be great if you like internal stimulation as well. Although the material is made of plastic, the finish actually does make it seem like metal. This could be a good option for someone looking for something that is 1-powerful, 2-cheap, and 3-classy. If those three things meet your criteria, then you've found yourself something far better than a bologna sandwich. You've got like, a corned beef muffaletta on your hands.

Now, the downside of this vibe is that it is pretty noisy, even on its lower settings. This may not be an issue for some, but if you're living with roommates, this might be difficult. On a medium-low setting it could still be heard a little ways down the hallway through a closed door. Bummer. Even with some music going on, I still think you could hear it.

Overall, the positives of this vibe far outweigh the negatives. Sure, it's a simple formula, but sometimes simple is better. Just like a PB and J. I'm going to go eat now.