Travel teaser 7-function - pocket rocket discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by ~LaUr3n~

This is a high tech pocket rocket! It has 7 functions with plenty of patterns and speeds, most only have a few steady speeds. It's best use is for external clitoral stimulation, but it can also be used for all over body massages or nipple and external anal play. It is also waterproof and easy to hide because of its size ans shape. The kit comes with four attachments that go on the top of the rocket for different textural feels. The main downside to this toy is that it isn't very discreet in noise volume.

The Travel Teaser is made of sturdy plastic that is painted to look metallic. It is odorless, phthalates free, hypo-allergenic, and latex free. It has a very smooth and sleek finish. It is less porous than jelly materials but not as non-porous as silcione, so a condom should still be used when sharing or designate a cap to each particular person who wants to use the toy.

The pocket rocket itself is the size of a thick marker and is 4 1/4" long and a little over 3" in circumference at the widest point. Since this toy is not typically insertable, this information is only important to note in relation to how easy the toy is to hold. It is small, but is comfortable to use. The bottom inch has ridges which make it a lot easier to hold when slippery too.

The top of the pocket rocket has three metal half balls that provide some stimulation when used without adding a cap attachment. There are four to choose from:
1. A Smooth half sphere that is best for massages, clitoral, and external anal stimulation.
2. Flat top with raised flat circles best for clitoral and nipple stimulation.
3. Flat top with large spikes best for light clitoral and nipple play
4. Flat top with lots of small spikes best for pain! Just kidding, it is decent for nipple stimulation but can be a bit abrasive if you are not careful.

The small and non-phallic design makes this toy fairly discreet. You could easily pass it off as a generic body or foot massager if you needed to. It is also great for travel and weighs barely more than the one AA battery that is needed to operate it.

There are seven speeds to the Travel Teaser. They are controlled by a single push button on the bottom.

1. Very nice rumbly steady vibrations that already start out loud and without background noise might be able to be heard through a door if someone was trying to listen.

2. Moderately high steady vibrations that are slightly louder

3. High vibrations that are so loud and rattly that I don't even want to use this when I know no one can hear me. It is even distracting then!

4. Starts off as a low flutter, speeds up and get higher in intensity before repeating

5. High pulse

6. Faster high pulse

7. Three high pulses and then a steady longer pulse before repeating

There is no fast way to turn the vibrator off. You have to cycle through the patterns.

It is waterproof, with there being a waterproof seal around the battery compartment. The push button is also sealed.

This is VERY easy to clean! You can take all the caps and throw them in some warm soapy water. You may need to take a nail brush or old tooth brush to get in the grooves, but other than that, this is easy as pie! You can also use silicone or water based lubes but not much is needed. When storing, the product packaging is perfect so you don't lose any pieces.

The packaging isn't anything special, but it is nicely presented. The pocket rocket and the attachments, sit in a plastic tray that slides inside a plastic box that is see-through. It has cute purple and white graphics and would make a decent gift. It includes no instructions.

I really don't like this vibe because of the noise. It takes away from any pleasure I could have and it also can stop working. At certain angles the vibrator would still make noise but would cease to vibrate. I was really excited about the push button, it being waterproof, and the multiple speeds. This is the first time I have had a pocket rocket that had speed patterns. And as good as this could feel, all of that was taken away by the sound. If you are not easily distracted or can block out sounds, this is worth trying, but otherwise...it's not a good bet.