Worst toy ever!

Save yourself money, and a very let-downed orgasm! The Clitoral hummer waterproof – clitoral vibrator was the worse "toy" I've ever subjected my poor little vagina too. She deserves a pampering after the torture that occurred the night I introduced her to the monstrous Clitoral hummer.
Published:
Pros:
Waterproof, easily cleaned
Cons:
Loud, painful
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Ok first let me start off and say I LOVE LOVE LOVE free stuff! And the Clitoral hummer waterproof – clitoral vibrator came free with my purchase from EdenFantasys, which I thought "OOOOOhhh GREAT!" A girl can't have too many toys!" Boy was I wrong. The Clitoral hummer waterproof – clitoral vibrator is seriously the worst toy I have ever received. I honestly can't believe the positive reviews this toy has received.

First off the Clitoral hummer waterproof – clitoral vibrator is shaped pretty neat on the length of the toy. What girl doesn't enjoy grooves when fucking themselves! However, the head of the Clitoral hummer vibrator is horrible! The description on the site states "It provides powerful vibrations with unique contoured scoop for clitoral stimulation plus the well placed gyrating nub for a g-spot orgasm and intense action." But I couldn't disagree more. This toy is hard plastic, which personally I don't mind but with the little nub, the combination is agonizing. The nub would have been better suited with a soft flexible plastic of some sort. But when I slipped it inside me to enjoy a little g-spot action I couldn't be more disappointed. It literally hurt. There was no thrusting action going on here. I personally enjoy when using any dildo to fuck myself to mimic actual sex. But no...Trying to fuck myself with this torture seeking "nub" was a definite no go. Then the "unique contoured scoop for clitoral stimulation" was a serious let down as well. I found that it was awkward all together. I am pretty easy to please when it comes to clitoral stimulation. Steady vibration with any toy can basically get me to reach a pretty epic orgasm every time. Again with the positive reviews stating that it was quiet (ah wrong) and a vibration speed of 4 (are you kidding me?!) Even with fresh new batteries the vibration wasn't enough to bring me to orgasm.

I am so grateful that I didn't purchase the Clitoral hummer waterproof – clitoral vibrator and it was free with purchase. To be honest I'm a little hazy on what my next purchase will be due to the high reviews this piece of crap received. I don't want to buy something and be let down as much as I was with this vibrator. What makes it worse is an angry ex broke all my toys during a fight so I am left with nothing. So browsing last night I felt confused on where to go next with all these wacky positive reviews. So if I can do you all one little favor is to tell you to save yourself the $15.99 and not purchase this toy. I feel wrong even calling it a toy because toys are meant to be fun and bring pleasure and this "toy" brought disappointment, aggravation and pain!
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  • angel42539
    angel42539  
    Great review
  • Tristan's Everything
    Tristan's Everything  
    great review ty
  • skeeterlynn
    skeeterlynn  
    Thank you for the review!
  • The Mother of a SiNner
    The Mother of a SiNner  
    thanks for the review
  • married with children
    married with children  
    good review, thanks for sharing.
  • pizzahut
    pizzahut  
    Thanks for the review.
  • aluminummm
    aluminummm  
    thanks!
  • Traxa
    Traxa  
    Thanks for the insight!
  • Lowl
    Lowl  
    thanx for sharing
  • HarlequinBunnie
    HarlequinBunnie  
    I am so sorry that you had such a horrible experience with this vibrator. I have been looking for a toy that would be a good gift for an inexperienced first time toy owner. I was really hoping this would be it. Thank you for the review.
  • SumFun75
    SumFun75  
    Thanks
  • Hentialover
    Hentialover  
    Thanks for being forth coming and hon est about this toy. It's always good to read both types of reviews before making a finally decision.
  • Sweet-n-sensual
    Sweet-n-sensual  
    So sorry you had a bad experience and thank you for sharing.
  • SassySam
    SassySam  
    thank you for the review
  • lzee
    lzee  
    Thank you
  • Tbanda
    Tbanda  
    Nice review
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