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Yeah.... didn't "dazzle".

Do not buy this toy it's really bad, not good, sub-par, lacking in every capacity. I would actually rate this negative stars if I could.
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Pros:
none, shock value in toy chest?
Cons:
It sucks. Poor material, poor vibration, poor design.
Rating by reviewer:
1
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Okay, this was a complete piece of crap. It felt alright, but the material was disturbing, the vibration was poor and it was impossible to put the housing back on the battery case. I mean impossible. The threading on the screw was so thin it didn't catch, to I ended up breaking it on the second use. Just when I THOUGHT I had it properly screwed on I would pull my hand away and the thing would explode like a stupid can-o-snakes but filled with batteries. I can not say or stress this enough, stay away from this toy. There is nothing, I repeat, not a single good thing I can say about it.

Apart from the toy breaking on it's second use, the first use was sub-par. Vaginally the stimulation was lacking. The design gave me some enjoyment, the flared head was interesting and the stylized, angled body made the experience different, but not good. Anally was enjoyable (if a bit big for me) but still, with the weak vibrations, and the loose dial at the base, it was impossible to really enjoy myself. I suppose it may be user error, perhaps I put the batteries in wrong, or never got the casing properly attached, which led to a weak electrical charge and poor vibration, but I'm pretty sure I know how to pop batteries into a toy by this point.

I have reviewed some other toys I find infinitely more enjoyable. The Purple Titan or the Art Deco Dong with balls are much better toys and have held up well over the last 2 years. I just wish the company had done a little more testing on this product before sending it out to be sold. I can't be the only one who has had this issue. I mean, the base is made out of the cheapest, crappiest plastic I've ever seen and the gel of the actual "phallus".
Experience
Do not buy this toy, it is fail.
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My Dazzle me glimmer tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
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Comments
  • LaLaLouise
    LaLaLouise  
    I'm sorry you had such a negative experience with it! I have seen a similar base on the smaller Joanna Angel vibe and have damaged it out at work multiple times because it would only turn on if the cap was screwed just the right amount, which was NOT all the way.
  • Kitka
    Kitka  
    Sorry you had a bad experience with this one, thanks for sharing.
  • The Mother of a SiNner
    The Mother of a SiNner  
    sorry u had a bad experiance ty for the review
  • jessiegurl316
    jessiegurl316  
    thanks for the review
  • dsumrow1
    dsumrow1  
    Thank you for the review!
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