Pirates Stoya's deep sea adventure - g-spot and clitoral vibrator by Digital Playground - review by Foxxy Kitty

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You Can't Play With This Dildo In The Sea, But It Will Give You Quite An Adventure!

Take a ride on the wild side with this pirate-themed Stoya’s sea deep adventure, aka “Janine’s Cannon Fire.” It is one monster of a dildo with all the bells and whistles to please everyone. It is multi-functional and multi-textured, pleases the g-spot as well as the clitoris, and the head and the cannon-style teaser wiggles and writhes with each function, ensuring that you will be in for a fantastic experience!
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Pros:
BIG, pretty color, multifunctional, pirate-themed, not too noisy.
Cons:
Not as powerful as expected.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

You don’t have to have seen the award-winning Pirates porno to get an idea of the theme of this monstrous dildo! It is pirate-theme, of course, with the control pack decorated with rhinestone accents, the clitoral teaser shaped like a canon (hence the reason why this rabbit-style vibe is also called “Janine’s Canon Fire”), and the rest of the toy is designed with skulls along the shaft and the tip. This toy is both designed to be a rabbit vibe as well as a G-spot stimulator. If you know somebody is a fan of the Pirate porn film, then this would be quite a treat, and if they haven't seen it, it will still be a feast for the eyes and for the body! Highly recommended for those who like theme-styled G-spot/clitoral stimulation dildos.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Stoya’s sea deep adventure is made of TPR and plastic. There are a lot of textures going on with this dildo from head to base. Some parts are smooth, some are nubbed, and some are swirled, which gives this dildo many dimensions of pleasure that is bound to please everyone. The material feels smooth and slick, and doesn’t have a strange odor like some TPR/plastic toys have. It is also very firm; this toy won’t bend. Internally, these varied textures are fantastic, orgasmic, and add all the more stimulation from inside and out.
    • Bumpy
    • No odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

As mentioned, the design of this toy is supposed to be pirate themed. Overall, it works! Think of this dildo as a monster of the deep, because it is pretty big at 9 ¾ inches long and 1 5/8 inches in diameter. So if you can handle a big toy such as this, you will LOVE it, but if you aren’t used to exploring with large dildos such as this, it may be a far more frustrating and uncomfortable experience. I also loved how very mechanical this toy is and how all the controls seems to work together in unison with the vibrations, the silver-nubbed motor inside of the shaft, and the cannon-clitoral stimulator. It does please everything from your g-spot, to your clitoris, and even to the nipples and elsewhere where you glide the toy along your body. Again, keep in mind that this is one big toy, so be sure to store it someplace where it cannot be found. It may not be able to travel around in your purse, but you can definitely store it in your suitcase when traveling.
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The toy has overall three functions-a power button, vibration button, and rotation button- but within those functions there’s at least over 6 other functions, which includes pulsating, roller coaster, earthquake, and multi-speed vibrations. When you first turn on the power button, I love how the head wiggles and writhes around, which makes it even more fun when gliding it along the nipples or clitoris. This wiggling motion also seems to act as a drilling motion as well for when you insert this big boy into your pussy. Love it! As the head wiggles around the clit stimulator also vibrations and gyrates as well.

The controls are easily accessible so when you really have fun with this toy, you can just grip onto the control pad and play with the functions with the push of a button. Surprisingly, this toy isn’t as noisy as expected, not is it particularly as powerful as I thought it would be for its size and girth. Unfortunately, although this one is splashproof, don’t feel tempted to play with it in the Jacuzzi or in the shower (which is a shame, and kind of ironic, considering that this is a Pirates-theme dildo!). Despite those little downsides, this toy overall feels great, performs so well, and functions marvelously.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Multiple settings
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Be sure to scrub this dildo down with soap and water, and be sure to take out the batteries before washing it. Since the material is slightly porous, if you are planning to share with a partner or more than one person at a time, I’d recommend to either wash it after every use in between sharing or wear a condom over it, just in case. The dildo comes with a silk carry on pouch, which is pretty rare for a rabbit vibe such as this to come with one! As for the type of lubricant, any kind will do (oil, water, silicone).
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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Comments
  • PassionQT
    PassionQT  
    Bummer it isn't more powerful, I like the looks of it!
  • buzzvibe
    buzzvibe  
    It does look really cool!
  • thordora
    thordora  
    Looks cool but the lack of power would worried me...
  • MuffysPinguLove
    MuffysPinguLove  
    I think you had the same problem I did with assigning the vibes. When they were first put into the system, the names were mixed up and I was supposed to have Janine's canon fire but they sent me Stoya's deep sea adventure instead. You said that your vibe had a canon shaped clit stimulator which would mean it's Janine's canon fire. My Stoya vibe has a skull and sword shaped clit stimulator.

    Anyways, great review regardless
  • Foxxy Kitty
    Foxxy Kitty  
    @Muffys- Yeah I was confused by that, hehe, but I guess it doesn't really matter since they all do the same job
  • ? Amanda ?
    ? Amanda ?  
    It always seems like the ones that rotate and all that are less powerful. Maybe they would work better if they were electric Thanks for a great review.
  • Annemarie
    Annemarie  
    Great review, despite the mixup! These new Pirates vibes look hot!
  • Foxxy Kitty
    Foxxy Kitty  
    @ AmandasView- Yes, that seems to be the case, I guess less is more sometimes It is a wonder why they don't have them work with electricity, would be much better that way!

    @Annemarie- Yes, they are hot looking!
  • ~Brittany~
    ~Brittany~  
    good review
  • nicole07
    nicole07  
    Great review...thank you
  • laceypanties
    laceypanties  
    Thanks!
  • Trepier
    Trepier  
    Good review. Better to help decide on this product.
  • reysgirl83
    reysgirl83  
    nice review!
  • J5ive
    J5ive  
    thanks
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thank you for a good, helpful review. I am on the fence with this one. I LOVE rabbit vibes and pearl vibes, however.
  • TigerLily9
    TigerLily9  
    thanks bunches for the review!
  • Rory
    Rory  
    Nice review! Thanks!!
  • amenti
    amenti  

    Thank you for your review!

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