Impulse multifunction hyper bullet - bullet vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by married with children

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This is a battery hog, 3 AAA batteries is a lot for a bullet. The buttons are super touchy. The battery cover looks like it broke already. The toy is loud. Do not pay more then $10 for this, or stick to getting it for free.
Published:
Pros:
it was free?
Cons:
Over priced, buttons are touchy, seams in the bullet
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This is best used in your bedroom for some self pleasure or partner play. It is more of a warm up type of toy. Not something for the main course. It delivers vibrations to smaller areas then some of the bigger clit vibes. And the multi functions and patterns are a added bonus. This is not waterproof, and should not be used near water.

We found this best used for some clit vibrations during foreplay. Other then that, it did not really add much to the bedroom. You can of course use it for different purposes. Throw it inside of a condom, and you can insert it into a orifice of your choice. Use it on your nipples. Ummm, that's about all I have. It just has limited uses for us.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

This is made from hard plastic. It has no smell or texture to it. Plastic is not porous. But you also can not submerge this in water. So being nonporous does not help it out much. On the plus side, you can use any type of lube you wish with this. The buttons on this feel like a cheap rubber composite. They are not sealed, so use caution around liquids.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This is a hand held controller, with a wire attaching a bullet to it. It is a very simple design, nothing special about it. In fact, it is pretty cheap. $35 is way too much for what you get. The wire is about 30 inches long. This should give you enough space to get to your hard to reach areas and still be able to hold onto the controller.

The bullet is about 2 1/4 inches long and about 3/4 inch in diameter at its thickest. There are a few seams running around the bullet. They are big enough to hurt your senisitve areas. I would not recommend sticking this in any orifice without covering it up in a condom. That should take care of making it safe for anal play, and protecting your sensitive areas at the same time. Of course you can also stick it in your vagina.

The handheld controller is 4 inches long and 1 1/2 inches wide. It is about 3/4 inches in diameter at its thickest. There are 2 buttons on the front toward the top. The back side has a slid off battery cover. This uses 3 AAA batteries.

This is not a very good toy for taking on trips. It is cheap plastic and will not be able to withstand any kind of blow to the bullet or the controller. The buttons are also very sensitive, and if you leave batteries in this while traveling it could set itself off and cause some embarrassment.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

There are 2 buttons on the controller. One controls the power, and the other the functions. To turn it on you have to push the level up button. There is also a scale of 1-10 indicating the power level. 1 being low, 10 being max. There are also lights to indicate which function that it is running. The power level lights coordinate with the vibrations. So on the roller-coaster function, the lights show the power level going up and down along with the vibrations. To turn this off, you need to push down on the power buttons and hold for a few seconds. When you turn it back on, it remembers which setting it was set to the last time, and continues from there. SO if you find your favorite setting, it will stay there until you change out the batteries.

Functions:
1: steady on, intensity determined by the power up/down button.
2: a steady power increase until on high, holding on high for a moment, then steady power decrease until off. This repeats itself over and over. Total pattern lasts for about 4 seconds.
3: starts off like function 2, but stops at the high intensity vibrations, then stops and starts over at the beginning. This lasts for about 2 seconds.
4: this is two short pulses followed by a longer pulse. The power level is adjustable by the buttons. This pattern lasts for about 3 seconds.
5: a steady quick pulse lasting just under 1/2 a second. The intensity level is adjustable.

The vibrations are pretty strong. But then they should be with 3 AAA batteries. I expect more then you get with a watch battery. Some of the vibrations numb my hand after holding it too long. I am unsure how long the batteries last, as we will not be getting that much use out of this.
    • Multiple settings
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Since this is not waterproof, you will need to use caution while cleaning this. I suggest a toy wipe or toy cleaner to clean and care for this bullet. I also suggest not sharing this, as you cant give it a deep cleaning in between uses. You could use it with a condom every time, and save you the hassle of trying to keep it clean.

For storage, take the batteries out of the unit. The buttons on the control pad are very sensitive. They will turn on with just the slightest touch. Which will of course drain your batteries, at the very least. It could embarrass you if a room mate or family member heard it vibrating and went to check it out. So remember to take out the batteries. I just tossed this in the drawer of forgotten toys. As I don't see this getting much use from us.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

This comes sealed in a plastic bag. The front of the bag has edenfantasys logo and the words "multifunction hyper bullet" written in big letters. The packaging is not discreet at all. Even if it did not have the writing on the front, the bag is still clear and you can see whats sitting inside.

There is no information at all included with this bullet. They did not even include instruction on the battery insertion. Even cheap toys include at least that.

I would toss the bag as soon as you get this. You don't need it.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Experience

This was a fun little free gift, not one that we will use over and over again. But fun none the less. The vibration patterns are strong. With one being a first, and not on other vibrators. But over all, this just does not do anything. It is cheap. The seams are in bad spots on the bullet. The buttons are touchy and change the setting if just bumped a touch. It gets frustrating when you are trying to get your rocks off, and the patterns and intensity levels keep changing. Plus my wife is not a fan of complicated toys. She likes buttons that are easy to use, and you don't have to think about it when you are trying to concentrate on getting pleasured. And not to mention the sticker price of this. $35? Are you serious? That is a lot of money for something that does not look like it is built to last longer then a few uses. I don't think I would pay more then $10 for this, or any toy like it.
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  • Virgingasms
    Virgingasms  
    I guess I'd grab it for free but doesn't seem like something I'd buy. Thanks!
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