You're So Vain, You Probably Think This Review is About You

Is it possible to love a toy while feeling underwhelmed by it? This waterproof, rechargeable luxury vibe offers independently motorized ends for G-spot stimulation and is a lot of fun in the tub. However, the vibrations are too buzzy and diffuse to get me over the edge, and this toy lacks the multiple vibration patterns that seem to be standard for other toys in its class. The Vanity Vr9 is a good G spot vibrator, but for the high price tag it leaves some things to be desired.
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Pros
Pretty color and design, two motorized ends of G-spot pleasure, flexible for clitoral stimulation
Cons
Buzzy, diffuse vibrations, shuts off easily, not discreet, only one vibration pattern
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
Follow-up commentary
I felt meh about this toy as a vibrating g-spotter, but have discovered where this toy really shines - WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE! I experimented with using the smaller end anally, and oh my - it's the perfect size and feels amazing! (The length and shape of the toy makes it reasonably butt safe.) The thick end is too big for me anally, but the skinny end is my rear-end's new best friend.
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My Jopen Vanity Vr9 tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • P-spot
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  • Contributor: bog
    Your review was the cat's pajamas! Thanks for including so much detail on your site!
  • Contributor: sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review !
  • Contributor: Bignuf
    Thanks for a good, helpful review.
  • Contributor: GingerSpice
    love your title..and review thanks!!
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