Molded from the average Fleshlight staffer, this is the preferred weapon for any Mr. Limpy duel. Hold the balls and stretch back the head for a deadly slingshot effect, or hold the head and swing the balls for a savage medieval style ball n' chain that would make Ivanhoe proud. Ideal for all varieties of tomfoolery this also makes a great bachelor and bachelorette gift. What can you do with Mr. Limpy?
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| Discussion | Posts | Last Update |
|---|---|---|
| Packing: Cleanliness concerns | 13 | April 27, 2012 |
| Does anyone think this could be used as an STP? | 9 | April 27, 2012 |
Comments
not sure if it would be possible to carry that much dick without being conspicuous
Looks too big to actually use for day-to-day wear, but would definitely be fun to have around for the occasional cockslap.
Interesting
big
I'm personally wondering how hard it is? it looks very nice, but will it bend while in use?
Just got this, it's okay.
Far too large, but would be funny to have still
Crazy!
Not for me
Long shlong
These are so much fun as stress reliever toys!
Wow, that is quite large indeed.
It seems too long to use normally. Even the small has a huge bulge.
the clown shoe of packers
Waaay too big
Looks too big whilst wearing it... almost like i've got a permanent erection :L
Since this absorbs ink so well.. I wonder if I could air brush it a proper skin tone..
Too pink.
If you enjoy waking up with "wood" or having strangers give you crazy looks this monster sized cock is perfect!
seems a little too big..
very cool, but i worry if the cheap price is worth it if it'll fall apart within a few months
Too big.... be fun to run pantless though...
nice
ooh
Sexy!
Why do they even make this? D:
im wondering how big this would look on me because im a bigger guy...
I dont know why...i just have to have this. Its just...i have no clue i just have to.
It'll look like a boner 24/7. People might send you to the ER.
I can't imagine packing with this would be very comfortable - its HUGE.
Wow I think this is just a little bit to big for me xD
I guess if you want to walk around looking like you're erect..? o-o
Definitely too big. It'd look so unrealistic.
Sounds fun, even if it is overkill.
Too big to pack but probably worth having just for the hell of waking up with 'wood'
just seems too big, really. esp. for a packer.
Ok... why?
This might be overkill.
Nice
fun
too large for it to feel realistic for me. for everyday packing, i'd pick a smaller one- save size for when it counts, haha
hmm...
interesting
Cant wait to get this!
jeez this thing is huge
want this
Worth the price
good job eden for carrying this one now
lol great summary at the top
Massive for being limp.
I've heard if you go to sleep with this in you wake up with a "hard on" lol
Oh, wow..the description on this is ridiculous. lol
Funny the description should start out that way, as I just posted a comment on the medium asking where they got their measurements. Oh, Fleshlight, you silly bastards.
Absurd for packing, but fun for hitting people with!
Love it!
weird.
interesting color choice
This thing kind of scares me.
Wow. Uh. You'd get a lot of stares with this, lol
HAHAHA~
haha
The product description is making me laugh way too hard right now.
Fun for jokes, but should this really be listed with "insertable length"?
considering that the "small" was way too long for me, I'll probably pass on this one. it's a cute shape though
Wow, that's a big one!
This is a little too realistic looking for me.
hum sounds nice
These things are awesome fun
Seems oddly proportioned.
Sounds like a few of the average fleshlight staffers are gifted. Mazeltov!