Okay, we know. You're rolling your eyes and groaning exaggerated groans and you're about to click away to the next story. We had the same reaction! But this story was just too hilarious not to pass on.
There's a company called Adult App Mart and they've put out an Android app that allows the user to create wallpapers with Congressman Weiner in them. Including, and maybe especially, the pictures “people most want to see.” They're calling it “The Wonder Weiner.”
But don't worry! This company isn't just capitalizing on Weiner for their own gain! They've reached out to the former congressmen with the offer of “residual income” for updating the app with images of his package.
“We’re excited to be able to offer this timely solution for Congressman Weiner to earn some extra income while he’s taking a break from politics, and entertaining other job offers,” said Quinn, president of Adult App Mart.
This poor guy can't seem to catch a break! Temptation coming from every direction while he's sitting in sex rehab. I mean, who's gonna pay the bills now that he's out of a job in an economy like this one? And here the adult industry is just throwing jobs at him!
We heard that. You can't be annoyed with us if you're laughing.