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It's A Bug's Life

It's A Bug's Life
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This is a Disney movie just waiting to happen.

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VernonB  

Actually, stridulation refers to any two objects which are rubbed together to make noise. Crickets use stridulation to chirp and no sexual organs are involved.

I've been known to make noise when my penis is rubbed but not THAT much. (The neighbors would probably complain, maybe because they'd be jealous.)

07/21/2011
Ansley  

Haha, what a wonderful world!

07/21/2011

I think it was Einstien that said "God has a sense of humor." and this is a perfect example. I believe he also said something to the effect that the world is not only stranger than we believe, it is stranger that we can believe.

07/21/2011

I love this!! Retweeting now!

07/23/2011
ludakristen  

This scares me and I'm not sure why.

07/24/2011
Regine  

Do you have an MP3 sound clip of that to post?

07/24/2011
heinakroon  

I'm just all made up about you correctly used the term 'bug' to describe the order Hemiptera! You wouldn't /believe/ how many people get the terminology wrong! Cudos!

07/29/2011
ss143  

thats funny and weird

09/28/2011

hmmm a singing penis. Yeah thats about it, my head hasnt gotten past that point yet...

10/19/2011

Chlamydophila pneumoniae is the bacteria that's affecting koalas. Chlamydia trachomatis is the sexually transmitted human pathogen. Not the same bug.

11/01/2011

I think some insects are interesting when it comes to mating myself. I love the black widow she fucks her mate then eats him...

02/26/2012

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