1. Carrot condom. Because your vegetables can never be too safe.
2. Revenge of the Gangbang Zombies. (For what it’s worth? I would totally pay money to see this.)
3. And so she made a giant anatomically-correct sock monkey. Because everyone needs to have a hobby.
4. Possibly the best headline ever: “The terrible semen story that’s on everyone’s lips.”
5. “Pipe Bomb Dildo Revenge” I take it back. That’s is the best headline ever.
6. It’s a piñata. It’s a uterus. It’s BOTH!
7. Where can I buy the soundtrack to this movie?
8. Honestly, I don’t even know how to take one anal breath.
9. Bad Sex Ed. So bad it’s awesome.
10. The Homer Simpson Sex Tape. I was not expecting that.