Once again, I am flooded with bizarre links that people send me to make me laugh, wonder, and ponder what is wrong with humanity. And today I’m sharing them with you. You’re welcome.

The top ten weirdest things people sent me this month:

1. “God made vaginas too small. And he’s looking for a scapegoat.”

2. Jesus in Playboy. For real. Sort of. (Link has nudity.)

3. The 19 most hilarious attempts at sexy album covers.

4. The kitchen Kama Sutra.

5. So true.

6. “Stuffed cat sperm.” Well, there are three words I never thought I’d use together.

7. A menstruation machine. You know… for men.

8. I don’t even know what to say here.

9. The Breakfast Club porn parody. I would totally buy this.

10. This is not safe for work, but it’ll take you a few seconds to figure out why.