So apparently Mormons aren’t allowed to look at porn. Which sucks because why else would you own a computer? But! Apparently some Mormon guy found a way to get around this by inventing “bubbling,” which (according to Gizmodo) is a way to trick your mind into thinking you’re seeing naked chicks. Who are covered in Swiss cheese. Apparently. I don’t really know, y’all.
The whole thing is confusing because if you aren’t allowed to look at porn then you probably aren’t allowed to masturbate either and why would you go to the trouble of making not-porn just to not masturbate? Also, does this even work? Do “creatively covered” pictures automatically imply sexy nudity? I did a little bubbling work with a few of my own personal pictures to see if it would work except that I don’t really know how to do “bubbling,” so instead I just stuck a bunch of stickers over the clothing because I’m pretty sure that’s the same thing...
Wow. I take it back. That is totally sexy. Way to go, Mormons!