The Bloggess Does Japan

I’m leaving for Japan. No really. Japan. Like, in a few days. Victor asked if I was packed and I was all “No. But I made a banner!” Then he walked off kind of disgusted. Probably because he doesn’t understand the importance of banners. And because I think he realized it took me like 8 hours to make it and so that’s why I didn’t clean the house again. Which is precisely why I need an intern. One that’s good at making banners and living in my hall-tree.

More on this Japan stuff later. Unless I get distracted. In which case I’ll just go missing for awhile and people will think Victor stabbed me. Which, if we’re being honest, is probably going to happen no matter what Country we’re in.

PS. I might be tempted to do something drastic when we fly over Germany. Like maybe I’ll flush the airplane toilet a whole lot right over Germany. Or maybe I’ll moon you. Depends on if I have a window seat.

PPS. My husband just told me that we don’t fly over Germany on the way to Japan because Germany is in a different direction. Clever move, Germany. You win this round.