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Some Things Just Shouldn’t be Tattooed

Some Things Just Shouldn’t be Tattooed
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PlayfulPisces87  

Just when I think I've seen everything. I see my share of tattoos as a massage therapist. My favorite was the mouth creatively designed to spell "nasty" with a tongue going into his butt crack. Certainly accurate.

12/16/2010

#11 is pretty funny

12/16/2010

11 cracked me up! Oh man and how about 8.. yeesh!

12/16/2010

#7 is just bad bad.

12/16/2010
dhig  

Amazingly horrendous.

12/18/2010
Shumway  

#2 is the funniest imo

12/19/2010

I believe #10 is a narwhal, not a dolphin.

But, hilarious on all accounts.

12/19/2010

Oh dear Goddess number 5's "prayer" had me cracking up.

12/20/2010

I loooooove number 11. Let's hope the man is well hung.

12/20/2010
CanMan  

O my god that was so funny.

12/26/2010

Exhibits 1-12 of why NOT to get a tattoo when drunk.

01/01/2011
A girl  

Hysterical!!! #11 is the certainly the winner.

01/20/2011

Staring. classic. I wonder how many people have mentioned to her that he chest says starring. WOW. at least use spell check before you permanantly tattoo something like that on your body. Good grief.

10/19/2011
ss143  

those photos made me laugh and cringe at the same time trying to figure out what they were thinking when getting inked

02/17/2012

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