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The Bloggess: The internet is entertaining/terrifying

The Bloggess: The internet is entertaining/terrifying
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There’s no real nudity here but you’re still going to feel dirty and confused after reading this.

  Top 7 fucked up things people sent me this week:

1. Dominatrix workout video. Because nothing is more calming than an angry woman screaming at you to relax. “If you don’t breathe, I will beat you with my stethoscope.” Awesome.




DOMINATRIX WORKOUT! from Everything Is Terrible on Vimeo.


2. Hot chicks picking up dog shit. It’s exactly what it sounds like.

3. Octopus bra. For real, y’all.

4. One for the ladies. It’s like a police line-up. Of male genitals.

5. From the makers of Coctomom comes the parody porn Jon & Kate Fuck Eight. I don’t even have words for this.

6. Um…what?

7. The Women-who-can’t-stop-inflating fetish. Baffling.

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Interviews with The Bloggess

  • Most people know Jenny as The Bloggess, a prolific writer with a sense of humor and style that many are scrambling to imitate. How does a woman who hides in the bathroom at most blogger conferences and muses on clown porn get to be an online sensation?

    Jenny is a columnist, blogger, mom and comedian. Her personal blog, [http://thebloggess.com/|thebloggess.com], is extremely popular and has developed a cult following, according to Marie Claire Magazine. She’s been a regular contributor to the online Houston Chronicle since 2006 and also writes a popular advice column for PNN and a satirical sex column for [http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/columns/the-bloggess/|SexIs Magazine]. Jenny has been the keynote speaker at major conferences, as well as featured on countless sites including Salon.com and MSNBC; and Gawker once referred to her as an "interesting psycho". She prefers the term "creative visionary". Jenny suggests you ask her about how she gets her hair so shiny, or what’s wrong with her. But we know that’s a wig, and there’s nothing wrong with Jenny – she created a pitch perfect style that grabs readers, and keeps them. Whether inadvertently mobilizing the Bloggess Army, going to [http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/adult-humor/bloggess-does-japan4-110691/|Japan] on a sex culture / geisha mission of sorts, interviewing [http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/adult-humor/bloggess-nina-hartley-best-friend-0204101/|porn stars], giving sex advice, or relating the hilarious arguments she has with [http://thebloggess.com/?p=5168|her husband], The Bloggess has us hooked. Join us in learning more about this unpredictable funny lady.

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