The internet is entertaining/terrifying
Every week I am flooded with emails from people sending me the most fucked up stuff they can find on the internet. And to those people I say “Thank you”. And also “No, you can’t have my home address”. But mostly “Thank you” because you have made my life richer and I can only assume that you’re sending me this stuff because you know I have a sex column and need topics. Unless you didn’t know that and are just sending me links to chicks picking up dog poop just because it reminded you of me. I’m going to not think about that anymore. Instead I’m going to give you all a brief tour into the Top 7 fucked up things people sent me this week:
Top 7 fucked up things people sent me this week:
1. Dominatrix workout video. Because nothing is more calming than an angry woman screaming at you to relax. “If you don’t breathe, I will beat you with my stethoscope.” Awesome.
DOMINATRIX WORKOUT! from Everything Is Terrible on Vimeo.
2. Hot chicks picking up dog shit. It’s exactly what it sounds like.
3. Octopus bra. For real, y’all.
4. One for the ladies. It’s like a police line-up. Of male genitals.
5. From the makers of Coctomom comes the parody porn Jon & Kate Fuck Eight. I don’t even have words for this.
7. The Women-who-can’t-stop-inflating fetish. Baffling.