There are many people who like to masturbate with a vacuum cleaner « Satire

There are many people who like to masturbate with a vacuum cleaner

You know when you go out and buy a sex toy and you’re all “I wonder what kind of work went into inventing this? I bet it was in a lab filled with sexy models getting their genitals molded in a super hot way and probably unicorns are standing by and there are candles everywhere and all the scientists are wearing lingerie and silk blindfolds.”

Or maybe it’s something like this:

Baffling. I don’t even have the words, y’all.

There are many people who like to masturbate with a vacuum cleaner

This video is relatively safe for work but take care because once you see it you can’t un-see it. Especially since you’ll watch it over and over and send it to everyone you’ve ever met, because what-the-fuck, Japan?

There are many people who like to masturbate with a vacuum cleaner