I’ve just found the most unintentionally disturbing sex toy in the entire world.
At first glance it looks like innocuous enough. Just your typical blowjob sex toy with a Dr. Phil-esque moustache. Nothin’ wrong with that. Except that it somehow looks so familiar in a way that I can’t quite put my finger on…
Oh my fucking God.
Wow. I…I can’t even make the easy cock jokes here, y’all. That’s how disturbing this is.
And now I can no longer watch any Swedish Chef videos without seeing unintended undertones:
Awesome. Sex toys have ruined my childhood.