Once again, I am flooded with links to bizarre shit that people want to post on their own blogs but they can’t because their mother reads it. You people owe me.
The strangest things people sent me this week:
1. You’ll be singing this all day.
2. “Great things come in bears.” Wow.
3. This is why I don’t eat carrots.
4. Never gets old.
5. Eva Mendes sex tape. Sort of.
6. Foreskin man. This is real, y’all.
7. How to hide your lady-toe with camelflage.
8. Trojan Introduces ‘No One’s Pleasure’ Condoms For Bitter, Resentful Couples.
9. Oh, craigslist…you never stop amazing me.