The Top 40 Best (and worst) Titles for Elderly Porn
When Hairy met Saggy
Prostate and Main
Senior Tittizens
Debbie Does Dialysis
A Fistful of Werther's
2 Golden Girls 1 Cup
Behind the Green Door (is where I keep my medicine)
Look Ma, No Teeth
Different strokes
The postman rings 100 times. (Because they aren’t wearing their miracle ears)
Incontinent Basterds
Suppository Road
Erotica, She Wrote
Teethless In Seattle
Harold and Maude and Mildred
Something Wrinkled This Way Comes
Control Top Panty Hoes
Bed Sores IV
Suck it like a Charleston Chew
The Great Godfather
Down and Dirty in Denny's
Manbingo
Baby Got Back Pains
I've Fallen And I Can't Get Fucked
I've Fallen But I Can Still Get It Up
How Far Will You Go...To Get Your Hip Replacement
(Bare) Back in My Day
The Reverse Mortgage Agent's Naughty Appraisal (starring Wilford Brimley)
Been Gay
Romancing the Crone
Hey Agnes, lets have sex
Honey, I fucked your Nan
69 in '69
Matlick
AARP's Nastiest Card Holders, Vol. 16
Old Yeller
Osteopornosis
Bedpan Bandits
What's My Name? What did you say? WHAT'S MY NAME? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Sex and the City 2
Prostate and Main
Senior Tittizens
Debbie Does Dialysis
A Fistful of Werther's
2 Golden Girls 1 Cup
Behind the Green Door (is where I keep my medicine)
Look Ma, No Teeth
Different strokes
The postman rings 100 times. (Because they aren’t wearing their miracle ears)
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Incontinent Basterds
Suppository Road
Erotica, She Wrote
Teethless In Seattle
Harold and Maude and Mildred
Something Wrinkled This Way Comes
Control Top Panty Hoes
Bed Sores IV
Suck it like a Charleston Chew
The Great Godfather
Down and Dirty in Denny's
Manbingo
Baby Got Back Pains
I've Fallen And I Can't Get Fucked
I've Fallen But I Can Still Get It Up
How Far Will You Go...To Get Your Hip Replacement
(Bare) Back in My Day
The Reverse Mortgage Agent's Naughty Appraisal (starring Wilford Brimley)
Been Gay
Romancing the Crone
Hey Agnes, lets have sex
Honey, I fucked your Nan
69 in '69
Matlick
AARP's Nastiest Card Holders, Vol. 16
Old Yeller
Osteopornosis
Bedpan Bandits
What's My Name? What did you say? WHAT'S MY NAME? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Sex and the City 2
Dear Jenny,
I just wanted to write you to express my deep concern about your proximity to dear Hugh Hefner. You do know that there have been outbreaks of illness at the Playboy mansion recently, do you not? We all love you so much, we would never want to see you struck down by any of these horrible parasites/illnesses/STD's that might be plaguing The Mansion.
Here, have some hand sanitizer. And for God's sake, remember to cover the seat in toilet paper before you pee there. You never know where those butts have been....
LOVE!
Jill
Always funny, Bloggess! Love your writing!
What, no lemon party reference?
Great titles. Well done!
that's hilarious ))
Funny. But shouldn't you give credit to the people who came up with these titles? Just because it's on twitter, that doesn't make it all public domain, for anyone to just claim as their own and use without citation, does it?
The first time I used twitter to crowd-source an article I wanted to link to all the original posts but I quickly realized that when a topic gets massive enough that it becomes a trending topic (like this one did) and there are thousands of people tweeting and retweeting without attribution you see the same thing written hundreds of times by different people and it's pretty much impossible to know who started it and who's really responsible for each one. For instance, "Debbie Does Dialysis" was offered up by 5 different people and even now if you look under "seniorporntitles" there have been two more people who've listed it since I turned in this article. That's why I just attribute it all to twitter. That way people know that I'm not taking credit for it and if they want to claim that they came up with it they can without getting mad at me that I attributed it to someone else who might have come up with the same title by accident or copied them.
This is so funny. I have to send this post to my mom, she'll love it!
Too funny! Made my morning, thanks for the good
lol good laugh
Cant stop laughing Great article
funny stuff!
Freaking HILARIOUS. Had me cracking up had to share it with everyone. Great Read.