February 17, 2011

Titles for elderly porn movies that should never be made.

by The Bloggess

Once again I’ve managed to write my sex column by crowd-sourcing on Twitter. Mainly because the people on Twitter are far more creative and/or mentally disturbed than I am. This week their twisted minds came up with alternate titles for porn films for the elderly. It’s both awesome and terrifying. Much like most non-elderly porn, now that I think about it. Let’s begin, shall we?