Once again, the top ten things strangest things that people sent me this month:

1. The severed head of the patron saint of VD is for sale. So now you know what to get me for Christmas.

2. Honestly, I’m not even sure if this is sexual or not.


3. Um…I know this isn’t what it looks like, but honestly? Who chose this photo?

4. How is this guy still single?

5. Is it art? Is it a fetish? I suppose that depends on who is looking at it.

6. How awkward. I wore that exact same thing to prom.

7. Condom for drunks. For real, y’all.

8. Subtle marketing.

9. I can not stop singing this. True story.

10. Yeah. That’s just unsanitary.