So last week I did my Top 10 Strangest Things People Have Sent Me This Month post and apparently people thought it was a dare to top those things.
And that’s why today we’re doing it again. With all new stuff.
Unsettling, awesome, horrific stuff.
Top 10 weirdest things people have sent me this week:
1. Part washing machine. Part saddle. Part I-can’t-stop-giggling.
2. The G-spot mouse. From Yanko design. Of course.
3. Nice chest hair, dude.
4. With any luck, this is the worst unicorn penis head tattoo ever.
5. Zombie pin-up girls. (Disclaimer: I would totally buy this. Stop judging me.)
6. Gwar tampons. Oh. Holy. Hell.
7. Clowns and cakes. How could that possibly go wrong?
8. “Ride me like a throbbing fish.”Um…what?
9. Pornogami. It’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like.
10. If you buy these, the terrorists win.