Once again I am flooded with links to completely bizarre stuff that people send me. And once again I say to you all “…Thank you?”
The top ten strangest links people sent me this month:
1. It’s oral sex, y'all. Not spelunking.
2. Probably the best personal ad ever. The fact that it’s handwritten and nailed to a post just makes it better.
3. Um…nope. No idea.
4. Still confused.
5. The penis roller coaster is symbolic of a…penis roller coaster?
6. Hi. If you come near me with that I will kill everyone you know.
7. “Puberty Marshmellow Mouth Game.” You know, for kids!
8. Nothing classier than a quaint delft dildo.
9. Pickle surprise. Surprise! No one knows what the hell is going on here.
10. “The solution to your sweaty balls is right here in my hands.”
Bonus . (Because I suspect that one of the above might be a repeat that I’ve just blocked out of my mind): How to not get pregnant.