10 non-returnable gifts that are probably worse than anything you’ll get this Christmas
1. The “C-string”.
2. The artificial virginity hymen.
3. Vagina armpit tattoo.
4. Placenta Teddy Bears.
5. Vulva purse.
6. Inappropriate Edward Cullen underwear.
7. Amputated claw machine boobies.
8. Vampiric vagina.
9. Giant uterus snuggle pillow.
10. To ever use the showers at University of Michigan again.