So you pull up to the drive-through of your favorite fast-food joint and order a chicken leg dinner. The lady at the window tells you they just ran out. What do you do?

a) Order something else.
b) Go somewhere else.
c) Yell that you've got a leg for her and whip out your schlong.

We're betting you know us well enough by now to know which option the star of our story picked.

According to police, a 32-year-old man named Jason Gross of Gastonia, NC, was arrested for indecent exposure after flashing a female employee in a Bojangles drive-through. Jaqueline Green, the employee Gross is said to have flashed, and her manager took the fellow's license plate number down and phoned police. This guy turned himself in, though, rather than making officers hunt him down.

“He did it gradually,” Green said. “It's going to be forever ingrained in my head.”