Back around Halloween time we reported on spectrophilia, aka sex with ghosts. Maybe we’re just noticing spirit sex more more now … the way you notice the make of car once your friend buys one … but since then we’ve become aware of a grandmother in Ohio who thinks ghosts might be having sex in her house (with video).

And this weekend the Herne Bay Times/This is Kent in the U.K. reported on a 73-year-old woman fighting off a “groping ghost” who won’t let her sleep at night.

“It’s like an octopus,” grandma Doris Birch told the paper. She was in bed when she felt a “creepy pair of hands” that left when she kicked frantically. But whoever it is keeps coming back, she says. Buying a new mattress didn’t help.

So the Herne Bay Times did, stepping in to hire a husband-and-wife ghost busting team to give Doris’ spirit the boot. The story doesn’t exactly say whether the spirit amscrayed or not; if it doesn’t work, we suggest Doris either criticize his technique—and not constructively—or hint that she wants to get married.