And so I went through IMDB and threw together some of my favorite quotes in an order that will make you see Star Wars anew for the first time.

(Contains actual quotes, but not in their actual order.)

Obi-Wan: [intervening for Luke] This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something.
Obi-Wan: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.

Obi-Wan: Hello there.
[R2 beeps]
Obi-Wan: Come here, my little friend. Don't be afraid.
[R2 beeps a question]
Obi-Wan: Oh don't worry, he'll be alright.

C-3PO: We're doomed.

C-3PO: I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.

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Luke: I've gotta get *home*, it's late, I'm in for it as it is!
Obi-Wan: I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.

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Greedo: That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
Han Solo: Yeah, I'll bet you have.

Han Solo: Sorry about the mess.

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Imperial Officer: Where are you taking this... thing?
Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Deck officer: It's possible he came in through the south entrance.
Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
Gold Five: It came from... behind!

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Obi-Wan: Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two droids... and no questions asked.
Han Solo: [chuckles] What is it? Some kind of local trouble?
Obi-Wan: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements.

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Han Solo: She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

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Princess Leia: I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.

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Luke: Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments.
Han Solo: This is *not* gonna work.
Luke: Why didn't you say so before?
Han Solo: I *did* say so before.
Luke: You've got something jammed in here real good.


Han Solo: Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

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Princess Leia: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

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Princess Leia: It's not over yet.
Han Solo: It is for *me*, sister.
Princess Leia: That doesn't sound too hard.
Han Solo: Don’t get cocky.

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Han Solo: Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight.
Princess Leia: Put that thing away, you're gonna get us all killed!
Han Solo: Absolutely, Your Worship. Look, I had everything under control until you led us down here! There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
Princess Leia: It could be worse.
Han Solo: It's worse.
Han Solo: And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!
Princess Leia: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
Han Solo: I must've hit her pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that.

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Cockpit Biggs: Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
Luke: THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN.

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Han Solo: You're all clear, kid, now let's *blow* this thing and go home!