I'm in the middle of a community interview for EdenFantasys, and so far the questions have been pretty intense. I've answered some of them very seriously, and some of them with a more light-hearted attitude, which seems to be my way of doing things.
One of the questions asked was one that every interviewee is asked is to give a definition of sex. Specifically, it was "Sex is...". It's tough to answer a question like that, though, because honestly, what can I say that doesn't make me sound like a tool? What? Sex is natural? Sex is sexy? Sex is when a mommy and a daddy or any variation of blah blah blah. Sex is political? Sex is whatever you want sex to be?
So, I thought, how better to answer the question by making it a part of the latest episode of "So, What Did We Learn?"? And since I tend to talk about the funnier, messier moments of sex, I thought it would be easy to make this video. All I had to do was come up with the funniest, most embarrassing moments of my sexual history and come up with cute lil cartoons to correspond. Except, as I thought of the various situations I've found myself in, I realized that I am very rarely caught off guard when things happen in the course of sex.
It might be easy to get upset over noises, or falling over, slipping on a banana peel, or even that time the condom broke inside of me and we had to pull each piece of it out while I squatted like a sumo wrestler. But what I ended up with here, this final four moments that I chose to include, even those were things I figured out how to laugh about.
That's the point anyway. Nothing that happens is too embarrassing to live through, and the really cheek-reddening stuff makes for great stories anyway. I hope you enjoy laughing at me as much as I laugh at myself.