Misplaced periods.

She wasn’t ready, but she discovered her vagina was. Running and sweaty, she hailed a cab.

She wasn’t ready, but she discovered her vagina was running and sweaty. She hailed a cab.

Colon confusion:

She took it in the bum and then walked strangely for several days.

She took it in the colon and then died the next day from infection.

Comma problems:

He started fucking her, up against a wall.

He started fucking her up, against a wall.

Spelling issues:

Sometimes you can’t tell if it’s a disease-ridden penis.

Sometimes you can’t tell if it’s a deceased, ridden penis.

Word confusion:

But some things were for the greater good, and his penis was firmly stuck in the greater.

But some things were just for the grater good, and his penis was firmly stuck in the grater.

Vocabulary issues:

He quietly exclaimed: “Your breasts are magnificent!”

He whisper-shrieked, “Your jumblies are FANTASTIC!”