We at SexFeed have pretty well-toned imaginations but Christmas just isn’t a holiday we’ve ever thought of as being especially sex-oriented. Burl Ives, Ebeneezer Scrooge and The Grinch aren’t way up the list of people we’d invite to the orgy, know what we mean?
Now, after a quick search for a “sexy Christmas” on Google, and thanks to the folks at The Frisky, we see that Xmas can absolutely be fodder for cheery sex toys, items of intimate apparel and lots of other props to make your night a lot less silent. The Frisky complied a list of 18 –18!– Xmas (XXXmas?) themed naughty things, many of which were thoroughly delightful surprises. From the cliché sexy elves and candy cane dildo to the Kinky Kristmas Kit and Naughty Secret Santa Tingle Gele, we had a blast checking the list. You can click through the entire slide show or just allow us to draw your attention to couple of our special favorites.
The adult mistletoe that comes with a condom –“Because you never know what a kiss will lead to!”– is one of our favorites, and arrived on our screens just after we considered hanging the mistletoe directly from our zippers this year... subtlety isn't our strong suit.
The bar-none best, though, is this totally crazy-pants (literally) candy cane g-string for men that looks like a penis Dr. Seuss might have dreamed up if he’d been doing LSD and Viagra. Oh, the places you’ll go!
Anyway, enjoy the slide show and don’t say we never gave you anything (or at least regifted it from our friends at The Frisky)!