Once again, I was flooded with bizarre links to crazy-ass shit from random strangers and caring friends and once again I’m sharing them with you. Because I’m a giver. You’re welcome, internet.

The top ten strangest things that people sent me this month:

1. “Bad dog”. Disturbing. Also? Kind of hysterical.

2. Oh, Amazon…is there anything you don’t have experts for? Because this isn’t really something you want to brag about.

3. The dark side just got sexier.

4. Never let it be said that I don’t make fun of the Democrats, too.

5. Sadly, my vagina’s only trained in classical ballet.

6. Well, that’s a very unfortunate fashion statement.

7. Ye Olde Sex Menu. Oh, the good old days…

8. Cleavage caddy. Because there’s nothing sexier than really lumpy boobies.

9. Two words that should never have been used together: Lego. Masturbator.

10. Zombie Harmony. Awesome.