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The Bloggess takes on Cosmo. Everyone loses.

The Bloggess takes on Cosmo.  Everyone loses.
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Sometimes when I can’t think of a good topic to write about for my sex column I just turn to Cosmo, the holy grail of sex talk. I choose a headline at random and I try to write the article based on my personal knowledge without peeking at the answers.

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...I am so using this the next time I need to throw the fear of God into the kids at work.


Junk fires: the leading cause of erectile dysfunction.


Haha, really liked this piece.

Virginia Solita Correa-ojeda  

Testicular swelling is no laughing matter. Well, it is, but its a serious medical issue. A funny medical issue. But a serious one. Seriously, funny.


omg I laughed so hard it hurt!!! excellent post haha


You didn't mention babies with pins in their eyes. That's scary too... right? I mean, on a first date and all. OK, it's not as scary as drowning in clowns or having your clothes catch fire while you're still wearing them... but still, pretty damn scary.

Great post by the way. I loved it!


I laughed during this entire post! They failed to mention tar, imagine being tarred by the woman you thought was going to just mount you..pure evil! lol


Both my guys admit that this list is the one reason they love polyamory and leaving the "dating" scene...especially the Sweet Hell Biscuits thing...


i love this post!!!


This just made my night.


I have a feeling Cosmo can't even touch you... even with a 9 inch clown. So... here is my idea: I know your husband hates clowns, I know you like to decorate dildos. So, with that being said I say you make a clown dildo, get all hot in bed, suggest using a toy and whip out the clown dildo!... no?


LOL. Brilliant!




LOL..You are such an amazing blogger..Im still laughing...



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  • Most people know Jenny as The Bloggess, a prolific writer with a sense of humor and style that many are scrambling to imitate. How does a woman who hides in the bathroom at most blogger conferences and muses on clown porn get to be an online sensation?

    Jenny is a columnist, blogger, mom and comedian. Her personal blog, [|], is extremely popular and has developed a cult following, according to Marie Claire Magazine. She’s been a regular contributor to the online Houston Chronicle since 2006 and also writes a popular advice column for PNN and a satirical sex column for [|SexIs Magazine]. Jenny has been the keynote speaker at major conferences, as well as featured on countless sites including and MSNBC; and Gawker once referred to her as an "interesting psycho". She prefers the term "creative visionary". Jenny suggests you ask her about how she gets her hair so shiny, or what’s wrong with her. But we know that’s a wig, and there’s nothing wrong with Jenny – she created a pitch perfect style that grabs readers, and keeps them. Whether inadvertently mobilizing the Bloggess Army, going to [|Japan] on a sex culture / geisha mission of sorts, interviewing [|porn stars], giving sex advice, or relating the hilarious arguments she has with [|her husband], The Bloggess has us hooked. Join us in learning more about this unpredictable funny lady.

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