1. THE World Champion Masturbator. No shit, y’all.
2. Glowing, flashing, musical condoms shaped like animals. We’ve gone too far.
3. Because who doesn’t want to wrap their child up in a vagina?
4. Awkward phone sex.
5. I’m pretty sure there’s nothing sexual in this, but several people have sent it to me for this column. It’s disconcerting. And awesome.
6. “Classic” Tampon Crafts.
8. The Great Wall of Vagina. (Probably not really safe for work.)
9. Banana Candle. If you read nothing else, read this.