That’s how fucked up they are. But still? They are entertaining. Much like this column.
Let’s get started, shall we?
1. The popcorn Kama Sutra.
2. Call me old-fashioned, but I miss the old penis mascot.
3. Well that’s…disconcerting.
4. Sears is moving in a new direction. Apparently.
5. The porn star from “Bang Bus” was arrested in a car he’d filled with goats, roosters, pigeons and a duck. There is no part of that sentence that doesn’t make me shake my head.
6. Foot nipple, y’all. I can’t tell if this would be more (or less) kinky for people with foot fetishes.
7. 15 things that look dirty, but aren’t.
8. Steampunk vibrator. I wouldn’t try that if I were you.
9. Neglected dog takes revenge on naked owner. This might be fake, but I sort of hope it isn’t.
10. Sex puppets. And…mustard. And…murder? Um, you know what? We’re done here. I don’t even have the words…
Let’s get started, shall we?
1. The popcorn Kama Sutra.
2. Call me old-fashioned, but I miss the old penis mascot.
3. Well that’s…disconcerting.
4. Sears is moving in a new direction. Apparently.
5. The porn star from “Bang Bus” was arrested in a car he’d filled with goats, roosters, pigeons and a duck. There is no part of that sentence that doesn’t make me shake my head.
6. Foot nipple, y’all. I can’t tell if this would be more (or less) kinky for people with foot fetishes.
7. 15 things that look dirty, but aren’t.
8. Steampunk vibrator. I wouldn’t try that if I were you.
9. Neglected dog takes revenge on naked owner. This might be fake, but I sort of hope it isn’t.
10. Sex puppets. And…mustard. And…murder? Um, you know what? We’re done here. I don’t even have the words…
I'm sad that the last video got taken down. I would have liked to have seen it. I think....
I just watched it.
I've seen the foot nipple before. The popcorn sex just made me giggle. The elephant....well that was just disturbing. What is that guy humping? Clowns? The rest....um yeah. Wow.
Loved #9. Bad dog owner had it coming. WTF is going on at Sears these days?
I think the funniest part about that Sears link is that, in the bottom right-hand corner of the screen, there's a link to "related products"... and it has a cat tree listed. How, for the love of little apples, is a cat tree related to THAT?
Another few funny things about the Sears link: the price (too much or too little?), the fact that you can earn "Shop Your Way Rewards," and the one size fits most...
I think the most amusing thing about the Sears link is if you click on the category (exotic apparel, most appropriately) three quarters of the pictures are 'mature content'. I picked one at random (that was like $4 so I figured it couldn't be TOO scarring) and it was *gasp* SOCKS.
I mean socks are SUCH 'mature content'. What is this? the 1800's? Can't show a little ankle?
Number 7 was thoroughly disturbing...thank you
I may be able to explain the Sears thing. I used to work for a company that made some sort of online partnership with Sears. They started it just before I left, not sure if they're still doing it or not. Basically, Sears hosted some of our products on their site. Sears never actually handled the product, it all came through us, but people shopping the Sears website could find products we carried and purchase them "through" Sears, even though they were things Sears normally didn't carry. If you look at the product page for the elephant thong it says "Sold by GoFashion", so it looks like Sears has partnered with other online retailers besides the company I worked for. Still pretty funny to see that associated with Sears at all!
I think the most disconcerting thing about the Sears one is the related search at the bottom.
I wrote a little poem about your post, Ms Bloggess.
FYI,
[https://tayappention.net/2011/08/24/limerick-of-loquacious-ludicrity/
[https://www.sextoy.com/prod_info.php?pnum=pd8612-00&a=glove]
You're welcome.