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Totally (In)Appropriate Valentines for Your Valentine

by The Bloggess Published: February 14, 2012

In order to prepare for Valentine’s The Bloggess shares with us some of the worst and most awesome cards you can give out. Feel free to print and use on people you’d like to never see again or who have very good senses of humor.

There’s a sentiment here for everyone, from the single folks just looking for a good time, to the married ladies who are sick to death of cheesy hearts full of chocolates and bouquets of roses and baby’s-breath, to the lovable stalker. Having trouble deciding what message to impart to the object of your Valentine’s Day attentions? Let The Bloggess be your guide ... at your own risk!

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	Breanna I love these. There are a couple I will have to try next year.	02/15/2012
	ss143 Those are funny	02/17/2012
	iwantyouwantingme Love the cross stitch not only is it good for a card, but imagine the stylish throw pillow you can stitch it on!	02/18/2012
	pynkNymphette Hilarious, love these!	02/21/2012
	Angel Baby LOVE!	02/26/2012
	TransMarc I laughed at the cellphone one!	03/30/2012
	Sugarfina My heart is not a dumpster, asshole.	09/09/2016

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